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Really takes the SPUNK out of your day, doesn't it?
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Jizzed this morning
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did you try saying that 'joke' in the mirror 1st? You probably should've
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I feel like my volume has decreased as I approach 40. Miss my many ropes, dawg. #KeepJizzing
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No but I did look at myself in the mirror as my rod was deflating and said "You're a star"
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DVV DVV DVV
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Stop doing it
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From now on he'll jizz at night.
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Better than morning
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Morning jjizz you fucked me up
Just before my coffee cup
Nuts are empty, without seed
Felt a burning when I pee'd
Starting fresh like Nigger John
Urges to jack off, be gone!
No more morning jizz for me
Holding til November 3
Just before my coffee cup
Nuts are empty, without seed
Felt a burning when I pee'd
Starting fresh like Nigger John
Urges to jack off, be gone!
No more morning jizz for me
Holding til November 3
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Y'all just jizz on accident like American Pie? Without being touched? Even when I was in my teens I didn't do that
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No but when I was like 12 I used to fuck my pillow watching Jessica Biel on 7th Heaven
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TYFYS
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Was it good pillow
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The Dad was fucking his pillow thinking about you
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I liked the wonky eyed sister
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What does spic and span actually mean?
I just looked it up. No need for jokes.
As a doxed and true Mexican, I heel.
I just looked it up. No need for jokes.
As a doxed and true Mexican, I heel.
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You really missed out.