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Joe goes to Uncle Giuseppe's - gets ripped off AGAIN

RoSmokedCrack

I was chest-bumped, alroight!
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Ugh, thanks Obama Biden.

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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The mini cans thing has been broken down for him several times. He pays more for less.

He's also made the exact same post with "no filet mignon or lobster tails" several times and I don't get how 12 fucking idiots reacted to it. Who the fuck cares, asshole? Shop literally anywhere else you stupid fuck. If you're not going for the fucking gourmet olive aisle, why couldn't you go to some buttfuck grocery store/pharmacy and buy no name shit? Get a two litre bottle of Schweppes and shut the fuck up. You can use this thing called a glass and pour any quantity of ginger ale in it that you want. "But it's not duh champagne of ginger ales."
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Even his followers are calling out his BS
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Classic Joe - go to a high priced grocery store and blame the high prices on Joe Biden.
Thank fucking God. I'd like to see his responses to this.

You're waisting your xtra cash, Joeseppe.

Autocorrect did NOT want me to write that ☝️. I don't even understand how people fuck up spelling so bad when you literally have to fight with your phone in order to type like a retard.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Another thing I just realized. The main benefit of having a wife or girlfriend is them doing the grocery shopping. The second I set foot in a grocery store I'm instantly pissed off. I bet Carol does do the shopping at ShopRite but its not good enough for Joe. He wants his special treats. Or "staples" as he calls them. Because, let's be real, NOBODY NEEDS ginger ale and V8.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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NoBacon

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Joe could have worked in a hardware store or at a guitar centre or anything menial and non stressful and had an easy life combining it with his allowance from Ant.

If he just put some of his handouts away in index funds he’d have quite a nice nest egg by now.

He’s almost certainly not contributed much to social security either.
 

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It's almost as if the economy is just fine. Sure, Doritos shouldn't be $7 a bag, but Joe here can certainly afford to shop at the high-end luxury grocery store. Isn't that a good thing? Shouldn't he feel privileged to be able to shop at the high-end market?

I know somebody who complains about the price of absolutely everything. He recently bought a 2nd car, a Mercedes, after his second divorce and orders every meal from Uber Eats. I know another person who was complaining about the current economy, and then casually dropped the fact that they just bought a $4,000 refrigerator.

Yeah, I can see how hard you're hurting.
 
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It's almost as if the economy is just fine. Sure, Doritos shouldn't be $7 a bag, but Joe here can certainly afford to shop at the high-end luxury grocery store. Isn't that a good thing? Shouldn't he feel privileged to be able to shop at the high-end market?

I know somebody who complains about the price of absolutely everything. He recently bought a 2nd car, a Mercedes, after his second divorce and orders every meal from Uber Eats. I know another person who was complaining about the current economy, and then casually dropped the fact that they just bought a $4,000 refrigerator.

Yeah, I can see how hard you're hurting.
Are these some of the patrons at the bar you work at by chance?
 
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