Joe’s Pizza: My hard hitting review of CHH’s overpriced slop house

[CQ Beans]

I knew Greenwich Village was a gay community heading down there but I didn’t expect that much blue hair. Not to mention two couples blabbing about ‘misgendering.’ I’m not fucking joking.

Getting back to Joe’s what a dingy outhouse and I’ve seen my share. Also, nice fucking Norton like photo obsession ‘Joe.’ Hey, Jimmy Fallon you know that asshole that would ruin every skit? He loves overcooked crust on his ‘za!

And nice selection, asshole. I have a choice between splattered over spiced tomato sauce on either flattened out mozzarella or thinly splayed out Parmesan. Burnt on the regular and the mozz looked like someone had jobbed my meal with more jizz than the last time I’d meet a dude behind a booth at Times Square.

The staff was rude and really full of themselves and by full I mean full of garbage. Thanks for this overpriced piece of toast and cheese I could’ve drunkenly made over a bagel with Prego sauce and a shitty microwave.

Your food preferences stink and I don’t like them.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

...So anyway, I heard Boq wanks to fat old women's buttholes.

 

[CQ Beans]

...So anyway, I heard Boq wanks to fat old women's buttholes.

I reiterate: get eaten by a kangaroo.

 

[bovinebrain]

Joe’s is overrated. Their sauce is too sweet and the cheese is kind of tasteless. It’s not a bad slice but it’s nothing special. Di Fara in Brooklyn was a good one but I’m not sure if it’s still as good with the old man being dead now.

Sad thing is most pizza places in the city are run by Muslims and Indians now. You can’t even find a pepperoni slice anywhere, it’s all disgusting “halal” beef pepperoni. Cumias are on suicide watch.

 

[CQ Beans]

Joe’s is overrated. Their sauce is too sweet and the cheese is kind of tasteless. It’s not a bad slice but it’s nothing special. Di Fara in Brooklyn was a good one but I’m not sure if it’s still as good with the old man being deaf now.

Sad thing is most pizza places in the city are run by Muslims and Indians now. You can’t even find a pepperoni slice anywhere, it’s all disgusting “halal” beef pepperoni. Cumias are on suicide watch.

I was thinking (for once) how can cheese be this thick and not have a bite to it. It was then I realized I’d been had.

 

[bovinebrain]

I was thinking (for once) how can cheese be this thick and not have a bite to it. It was then I realized I’d been had.

Yep I went there a few times a few years ago but couldn’t really be bothered to go back again. It’s a “Made in China” New York slice. Most pizza in NY sucks balls now anyways with the Muslim takeover, NJ is where it’s at. Stupid fucking wops let the street shitters have it.

 

[Kinderman]

Big CQ, had better slices, Ah-big CQ

 

[CQ Beans]

Stupid fucking wops

That’s a redundant phrase. But yeah the NYC pizza scene is basically nonexistent. Shitty dough, canned sauce and expensive as fuck.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I reiterate: get eaten by a kangaroo.

Reported for racism.

 

[CQ Beans]

Reported for racism.

Kangaroos are not a race. Just a giant breed of frightening man dinosaur resembling looking rabbits. Seriously, why is your country filled with such insanely violent serpents and mammals. And you’re as much a continent as Canada is a country.

 

[Monk]

I hear the gang rapes in the men's room are even worse than the pizza.

 

[CQ Beans]

I hear the gang rapes in the men's room are even worse than the pizza.

If only that was the case.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Kangaroos are not a race. Just a giant breed of frightening man dinosaur resembling looking rabbits. Seriously, why is your country filled with such insanely violent serpents and mammals. And you’re as much a continent as Canada is a country.

Reported for Antisemitism.

 

[CQ Beans]

Reported for Antisemitism.

I’d like to see that stick.