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Keith "The Cop" Appreciation Thread

Mick_Mickerson

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Dude had credentials to work security post-retirement, but instead got hired to run and promote a media empire AND he also got his housewife a job as an interior decorator for a ton of money...once things started getting embarassing, he knew when to Fold 'Em and ditch the Cumpound enterprise entirely. Now, he's on a boat chillin'

Pretty savvy dude
 

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Dude had credentials to work security post-retirement, but instead got hired to run and promote a media empire AND he also got his housewife a job as an interior decorator for a ton of money...once things started getting embarassing, he knew when to Fold 'Em and ditch the Cumpound enterprise entirely. Now, he's on a boat chillin'

Pretty savvy dude
During the radio years, I used to think this guy was alright, but then when he became head of compound media and fucked up LOS, Ronnnie B, and his inane tweets, I started to really dislike this character
 

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Dude had credentials to work security post-retirement, but instead got hired to run and promote a media empire AND he also got his housewife a job as an interior decorator for a ton of money...once things started getting embarassing, he knew when to Fold 'Em and ditch the Cumpound enterprise entirely. Now, he's on a boat chillin'

Pretty savvy dude
Plus his uncle was Roy DeMeo. That is just an interesting aside.
 
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He was basically Tony Soprano to Anthony's Davie Scatino. A mark to bust out. Once he'd robbed him of enough to buy a boat and start his own company he disappeared like a fart in the wind. And meek faggot Anthony didn't say shit. I'm still convinced the two goons who "wrote" Anthony's pamphlet were friends of Keith's. They recorded him drunkenly rambling for a few evenings, uploaded it to a speech to text app and sent him a bill for 30 grand each. And meek faggot Anthony paid up and said "thank you very much."
 

Mick_Mickerson

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He was basically Tony Soprano to Anthony's Davie Scatino. A mark to bust out. Once he'd robbed him of enough to buy a boat and start his own company he disappeared like a fart in the wind. And meek faggot Anthony didn't say shit. I'm still convinced the two goons who "wrote" Anthony's pamphlet were friends of Keith's. They recorded him drunkenly rambling for a few evenings, uploaded it to a speech to text app and sent him a bill for 30 grand each. And meek faggot Anthony paid up and said "thank you very much."
AntH does have an uncanny ability to hire consultants and specialists who don't have any other clients. A radio producer/program director and publicist in Keith who will never work for another media organization, a housewife decorator with no other interior decorating clients and two ghostwriters who will never write another "Celebrity" pamphlet.

All because AntH doesn't want to put on his big boy pants, wake up before 3 p.m., have some meetings and act decisive. That's why Keith's Big City Cop demeanor undoubtedly worked so well with AntH--he wants to be led.
 
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Gay Faggot.

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AntH does have an uncanny ability to hire consultants and specialists who don't have any other clients. A radio producer/program director and publicist in Keith who will never work for another media organization, a housewife decorator with no other interior decorating clients and two ghostwriters who will never write another "Celebrity" pamphlet.

All because AntH doesn't want to put on his big boy pants, wake up before 3 p.m., have some meetings and act decisive. That's why Keith's Big City Cop demeanor undoubtedly worked so well with AntH--he wants to be led.
Michael Malice worked for him at the time. He has ghost written a few books, and is a successful professional author. Didn’t hire him. Or, he got turned down because Malice knew it wouldn’t be a good idea.
 
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AntH does have an uncanny ability to hire consultants and specialists who don't have any other clients. A radio producer/program director and publicist in Keith who will never work for another media organization, a housewife decorator with no other interior decorating clients and two ghostwriters who will never write another "Celebrity" pamphlet.

All because AntH doesn't want to put on his big boy pants, wake up before 3 p.m., have some meetings and act decisive. That's why Keith's Big City Cop demeanor undoubtedly worked so well with AntH--he wants to be led.
The idea that he paid someone to "decorate" Castle Wopington amuses me to no end. They no doubt fleeced the living shit out of him.
 
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