King of all Comedy Vocaroo Challenge.

[Turk February]

As @Mustard's affectation considers himself an expert on comedy, making very informative and well thought out posts on what comics and bits are not funny, I challenge him to present a 30 second vocaroo of the best and funniest jokes he can come up with, or just steal, and deliver.

Failure to do so or attempt to cheat will be considered an admission of not being funny, and as punishment I will leak your movie script.

Go.

 

[Mustard]

As @Mustard's affectation considers himself an expert on comedy, making very informative and well thought out posts on what comics and bits are not funny, I challenge him to present a 30 second vocaroo of the best and funniest jokes he can come up with, or just steal, and deliver.

Failure to do so or attempt to cheat will be considered an admission of not being funny, and as punishment I will leak your movie script.

Go.

I think 30 seconds of me farting would suffice.

 

[Turk February]

I think 30 seconds of me farting would suffice.

Naw. I wanna hear jokes with that golden voice of yours, which I strongly suspect hasn't cracked yet.

AI is cheating. I'll catch it.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Naw. I wanna hear jokes with that golden voice of yours, which I strongly suspect hasn't cracked yet.

AI is cheating. I'll catch it.

If he can present a verified video of 30 seconds of consecutive farts with no pauses longer than .3 seconds inbetween, I think that would be pretty funny. Doubly so if he shits himself.

 

[Mustard]

 

[Turk February]

Tick tock, mustard. I haven't got all night.

 

[Turry Fawks]

@Mustard's affectation just record yourself throwing a shitfit at your mommy because she didn't get the right spaghetti-o's or whatever.

 

[Mustard]

 

[Nigger John]

Can I do a 30 sec stand up

 

[Mustard]

mommy because she didn't get the right spaghetti-o's or whatever.

Ill cut that bitch!

 

[Turk February]

Can I do a 30 sec stand up

Absolutely. This however does not mean that the mustard challenge is in any way postponed or changed.

 

[Turk February]

Also, since this is taking forever, I will reveal the opening line of @Mustard's affectation s script. Even though it shares a name with a Reddit retards script it's different in terms of characters and plot so I'm assuming this is actually mustards original work.

Edit 1 - I'll give it 15 minutes

 

[Mustard]

@Mustard's affectation just record yourself throwing a shitfit at your mommy because she didn't get the right spaghetti-o's or whatever.

You literally said I'm funny occasionally. Turk will lose all respect for you now.

Tick tock, mustard. I haven't got all night.

How about you do it bitch? Gimme 30 seconds now you fucking snow nigger. You want me to cut a comedy album on the spot for you how about you do it first, show me how funny wall-eyed Turk is with your dorky Nigger John-like voice and hipster smugness

 

[Mustard]

Also, since this is taking forever, I will reveal the opening line of @Mustard's affectation s script. Even though it shares a name with a Reddit retards script it's different in terms of characters and plot so I'm assuming this is actually mustards original work.

 

[Turk February]

You literally said I'm funny occasionally. Turk will lose all respect for you now.

How about you do it bitch? Gimme 30 seconds now you fucking snow nigger. You want me to cut a comedy album on the spot for you how about you do it first, show me how funny wall-eyed Turk is with your dorky Nigger John-like voice and hipster smugness

Don't panic. It will mess with your delivery. We don't want to be polluting that gold.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Turk will lose all respect for you now.

Turk hates me too, bro

 

[Turk February]

Mustard, why did you steal a script from a Reddit writing contest and present it as your own? Did you want me and Turry to think you're this guy?

This is fucking weird.

 

[Turk February]

This is breaking news and I'm still piecing this together, but Mustard stole a now hidden script from this guy and tried to pass it off as his own work in an attempt to... Convince us he's not retarded?

 

[Mustard]

This is breaking news and I'm still piecing this together, but Mustard stole a now hidden script from this guy and tried to pass it off as his own work in an attempt to... Convince us he's not retarded?

Its a simple pun dummy, and the idea behind it is so simple its just parallel thinking. You're not sherlock holmes stupid.

 

[Turk February]

Its a simple pun dummy, and the idea behind it is so simple its just parallel thinking. You're not sherlock holmes stupid.

The thing is a review for it still exists and there's a blatant structural error that is referred to in the review that's in the script you sent.