Korsuekoff: The Rise and Fall of Anthonys Grey Matter

[Sue Lightning]

I wanted to do a little write up on the toll alcoholism is taking on Anthony, and how I think it hilariously parallels Di. You cannot forgot Di’s appearances. Everyone yelling at her to get a job, raise her kid, improve her life in any facet: but of no use. Even after watching her roommate vomit his entire blood volume out of his mouth due to chronic alcoholism, she was still uncommitted to change. And as we all know, it ends with being enlisted.

So i’ll be honest, Ant doesn’t resemble Korsakoff syndrome. I just wanted to shoehorn a joke. Korsakoff is underscored mainly by forgetfulness which, as far as i understand, Cumia doesn’t really show MUCH of besides forgetting Landaus name recently and reimagining a lot of his past. What he does show is symptoms of is “Hepatic Encephalopathy”.

Lets start with Ant’s bill of health: Not good. He’s a 61 year old low T man with one heart attack under his belt, a withered body, and alcoholism to boot. Let it be known as well, heart attacks and heart disease are connected to liver damage / diseases. HE is a disease that occurs through a livers inability to process toxins.

So what are the symptoms of HE? And what symptoms of HE does Ant show? Luckily for Anthony, alcohol use and sleeping pill use exacerbate the disease. Sadly, I will not be providing evidence of all of these things but you can all post them below.

1. Anxiety or Irritability
Does not need to be explained.

2. Cognitive Impairment (confused thinking or judgement)
When is he ever not impaired? Every decision, show, and public appearance he’s done in the last year shows this.

3. Coordination or Balance Problems
While I can’t point out anything specific, I feel like I have seen him stumble around during his karaoke sashaying. He does drink, however.

4. Difficulty Concentrating or Short Attention Span
I have not seen this personally but have seen other forumgoers point out moments where Gavin will often guide Anthony through a conversation because he is out of it.

5. Asterix (Flapping Hand Motion)
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6. Mood or Personality Changes
I haven’t seen this one personally. Once a faggot always a faggot.

7. Muscle Twitches

8. Reduced Alertness
Haven’t noticed this one personally to be honest witcha.

9. Sleep Problems
The man stays up until 4am tweeting about niggers.

10. Slurred Speech
Oh this diagnossusss issthhh tuurrribleee…

 

[Dennyislife]

If you took a random minute from every year from when he started his solo show to now the decline is obvious.

 

[Meownaw]

Is that the type of cough she has?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Is that the type of cough she has?

To be fair to the Opester on that, one of those ssssscumbags in da booth wrote that, and he was just reading it. Nice try wit da hate though.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

To be fair to the Opester on that, one of those ssssscumbags in da booth wrote that, and he was just reading it. Nice try wit da hate though.

How do you know that?

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

The only thing Anthony forgot is how to be funny.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

How do you know that?

He briefly mentions it after he realizes what he said. As dumb as Opie is, it would make a lot more sense one of the even dumber phone people fucked up and misunderstood the guy, then Opie autistically reads it.

My Lady Di autism is retarded.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Time to get on the naval vessel, AntH.

 

[bumbum8]

After seeing his old Twitter, I would say his personality has definitely changed. When he got fired it allowed him to drink more and sped up his decline. He seems downright happy go lucky back then, and that was when he was still a screaming, spitting hobgoblin.
He's gotten much worse since then.

I would also say he has reduced alertness based on his vidya playing, but it's been said that he's always sucked at that, so maybe I'm wrong.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

HE is a disease

You can say that again!

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

After seeing his old Twitter, I would say his personality has definitely changed. When he got fired it allowed him to drink more and sped up his decline. He seems downright happy go lucky back then, and that was when he was still a screaming, spitting hobgoblin.
He's gotten much worse since then.

I would also say he has reduced alertness based on his vidya playing, but it's been said that he's always sucked at that, so maybe I'm wrong.

He's bitter. He can scream "I've been over here eight fuckin' years! Real failure, huh!", but it's clear he expected a lot more out of his shitty media empire. All his "friends" are gone and all he has left are a roster of increasingly embarrassing Bobo-tier retards. He downsized his shitty albeit still large home into some thrown together hovel down south, where he'd never been before, somehow picked the blackest fucking city to throw it up in, and clearly never intends to leave it once he settles in.

No more high stakes gambling, no more wild compound parties. No more "funniest guy to never do stand-up!", no more rubbing elbows with celebrities on occasion. Who wouldn't be bitter at that point?

 

[guest]

How do you know that?

Well because Opie said that’s what hap…..


Ohhhhhhh…..

Look at you. Genius mode.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I think the two shirts started because of ascites/beerbelly too - he's so unnaturally bloated.
I used to think he has spindly little arms but I feel it's an just optical illusion because of his fattened gut.

2005:

2017

 

[HH Brother]

I think the two shirts started because of ascites/beerbelly too - he's so unnaturally bloated.
I used to think he has spindly little arms but I feel it's an just optical illusion because of his fattened gut.

2005:
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2017
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That first pic is either 2014-2015, funster.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

That first pic is either 2014-2015, funster.

You're right. Makes his pear shaped frame even more shocking (nevermind the everything else).

 

[GOD DAMN RICH CUNT]

All his "friends" are gone and all he has left are a roster of increasingly embarrassing Bobo-tier retards.

Don't lump Bobo in with those faggots, at least Bobo did moving and storage, in other words actual work, for his money.

 

[2chapos]

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

He's bitter. He can scream "I've been over here eight fuckin' years! Real failure, huh!", but it's clear he expected a lot more out of his shitty media empire. All his "friends" are gone and all he has left are a roster of increasingly embarrassing Bobo-tier retards. He downsized his shitty albeit still large home into some thrown together hovel down south, where he'd never been before, somehow picked the blackest fucking city to throw it up in, and clearly never intends to leave it once he settles in.

No more high stakes gambling, no more wild compound parties. No more "funniest guy to never do stand-up!", no more rubbing elbows with celebrities on occasion. Who wouldn't be bitter at that point?

I love listening back to old clips where he talks about gambling tens of thousands and acting like he’s an authority on playing blackjack like he’s in that Kevin spacey movie about the math dorks that gamble.

Of course he couldn’t help himself and would curse out dealers, scream obscenities at his family, get shitfaced on free booze, and spit on the floor like a broke asshole.

They flew you up to Foxwoods for a reason, you low IQ jack off. They let you get into your comfort zone of being a classless piece of shit so you’d lose another $30 or $50K with a smile on your face. Fortunately, that money was 100% better off in the hands of the casino, who actually turn a profit.

He made millions doing the easiest job known to man. Still, that wasn’t enough to keep him from reverting back to the lazy fuck up he’s always been. He blames everyone and everything except himself. Has he even admitted he did anything wrong?

It doesn’t even matter. It’s time to clutch that chest and drop dead because it’s fucking over.

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

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The fuck is wrong with his play doh arms?

 

[DrAllanSniffenDDS]

He's bitter. He can scream "I've been over here eight fuckin' years! Real failure, huh!", no more rubbing elbows with celebrities on occasion. Who wouldn't be bitter at that point

Besides Neil Degrasse Tyson a few times who shouldn’t count because he rents the studio space & Dan Akroyd early on plugging his vodka has he ever had big get guests like he did at WNEW or XM???