Lamest brags in a rap song

[Lunkhead]

There's a lot of cringey lyrics in rap. One of the gayest lines I ever heard was a Nas lyric in the Mobb Deep song "It's Mine":

Silk shirts on my chest show what a flirt
Halle Berry blew a kiss at the Barbara Streisand concert

Why are you at a Barbara Streisand concert, you homo?

There's a line in House of Pain's "I'm a Swing It" where Everlast says

'Cause I can feel it in the air tonight
But yo I'm not Phil Collins
I'm more like Henry Rollins

Why would you pick an even bigger faggot than Phil Collins to compare yourself to?

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

"when the fame came things got a lil tricky
now hells on earth i aint talkin lil nicky
let me blow a lil sticky while i get a lil hickey
by a certified dime from lower missisippi"

Who wants to fuck some inbred ho

 

[TheStinkySomali]

Will Smith once rapped about how other rappers said he's soft and his retort was "Yeah I'm soft, microsoft!"