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So he likes to shit on people every once in a while. Who doesn't?!
Thanks for the childhood memories, Vince.
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New Jack would be big black & wrapped in barbed wireOne of my favorite stories is how much Vince was bothered being called Junior, because his father was Vince Senior.
So I think it was Freddie Blassie, maybe, or Lou Albano, who would always call him "VINNIE JOO-NYA! VINNIE JOON-YA!", and Vince couldn't say dick because that was a close friend of his Dad's. That close circle, which included Gorilla Monsoon, were off limits to his pettiness and thereby had lifelong jobs, a promise he made to his old man.
WWAWD dildos named after wrestlers?
His son was also maybe the most entertaining wrestler too. The whole fuckin thing could've just been the McMahons beating eachother up every week.Also Stephanie McMahon was hotter than any of the divas in that era.
Would bury my face right in that thing...
I think that's what he wants ton convey that he truly is a giant. I wouldn't surprised if Andre was standing on a boxNo doubt, it should be obvious you're dealing with an unhinged man after one meeting, so good luck if you're going to get naked with him.
This picture of young Vince always makes me laugh – I know Andre was huge, but they have him standing on a box or something:
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