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McDonald's trip

TheStinkySomali

Boq sucks coq
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I stopped at MacDonalds last night for a frappe and mcdouble and some chicken nuggies. I ended up waiting ten minutes at the drive thru. When I finally got up to the window I saw it was a fat black nigger working in there. So I took note of the number on the window that you're supposed to call for complaints. After I got my stuff I dialed it up and told them that the worker called my frappe a "crappe" because "they taste like shit" and he proceeded to call me a "nigga".

He didn't actually say any of that stuff I was just in a silly mood and wanted to make my gf laugh.
 

Lunkhead

...and rise again!
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Those vanilla Chai frappes are fucking incredible but I hate saying it.

"Let me get a large vanilla Chai thing. The frozen one."
On his podcast, Florentine would talk about how when he'd go to IHOP, he would point to the menu and say "I'll have this one." "The Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity?" "Yeah that one. Whatever that is," all disgusted at the name.
 
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I stopped at MacDonalds last night for a frappe and mcdouble and some chicken nuggies. I ended up waiting ten minutes at the drive thru. When I finally got up to the window I saw it was a fat black nigger working in there. So I took note of the number on the window that you're supposed to call for complaints. After I got my stuff I dialed it up and told them that the worker called my frappe a "crappe" because "they taste like shit" and he proceeded to call me a "nigga".

He didn't actually say any of that stuff I was just in a silly mood and wanted to make my gf laugh.
Absolute sex-had and based chad move.
 
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