Men’s Wearhouse Story

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

There was a fat white guy in front of me getting fitted for something. Nothing interesting until I hear the burly black female employee say, “I’m sorry if I led you on but I only think of you as a friend so sorry.” She tells him to change into the new pants and he asks, “out here?” She says, “no, in the changing room.” Very cringeworthy.

 

[fusciasomething]

High rolling. I find my fat bitches at Ross dress for less

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

High rolling. I find my fat bitches at Ross dress for less

I don’t know what that means. I was just standing up in a low rent wedding. All my dress pants are Adidas.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

I heard men's wearhouse hires convicts straight from the pen

 

[fusciasomething]

I just find men’s wearhouse an odd place to hit on women.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

I don't think none of you can spell warehouse

 

[fusciasomething]

I don't think none of you can spell warehouse

Blame George Zimmer

 

[Snake]

I get anal all the time dressing room, little baby childs. I can't help you.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I don't think none of you can spell warehouse

menswearhouse.com

nice brand awareness, stupid.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

That's why I've always been a Mervyn's guy

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I don't think none of you can spell warehouse

It’s a play on words, wear-house as in suits that you wear and stuff.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I was once in a DTLR, and a very pregnant black bitch walked in and said to someone she knew working there "the nigga paid me $500 to take the condom off, and like a fool I believed him"

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

It’s a play on words, wear-house as in suits that you wear and stuff.

George "Chip" Zimmer

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Men’s Wearhouse? Does everyone here have 17k in their bank accounts?!

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Fittings with the opposite sex can be awkward because the fabric of suit trousers is so thin.

I distinctly remember being fitted in a shop (certainly not Men's Wearhouse) and the Arab woman working there straight up grazed along my Bird. Quite positive it was unintentional, but I could see how an incel could get the wrong idea

 

[analeggsalad]

for some reason the little car crash icon was the funniest part of this OP (no offence meant, op)

 

[Brooke Shields]

Fittings with the opposite sex can be awkward because the fabric of suit trousers is so thin.

I distinctly remember being fitted in a shop (certainly not Men's Wearhouse) and the Arab woman working there straight up grazed along my Bird. Quite positive it was unintentional, but I could see how an incel could get the wrong idea

you blew it, she wanted to fuck you man

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Fittings with the opposite sex can be awkward because the fabric of suit trousers is so thin.

I distinctly remember being fitted in a shop (certainly not Men's Wearhouse) and the Arab woman working there straight up grazed along my Bird. Quite positive it was unintentional, but I could see how an incel could get the wrong idea

She wasn’t a tailor, more of like a general clerk. I doubt she did anything other than be nice to him.

 

[MonsterSteve]

In my head I always picture it like a hot milf is gonna be on her knees measuring the inside of my thigh when she notices my hog and then starts to BLOW ME.

 

[guest]

When I was 16 and didn't know dick about social cues, my girlfriend at the time was obsessed with hugs and told me to hug people more. I had a friend (female) who was a foreign exchange student from hong kong. I did not want to fuck her. But we were on the train and coming to her station, and she would be leaving the next day. So I went in to hug her, and she recoiled/tried to get away from the hug. I heard a guy sitting near me laugh. I still fucking cringe looking back on that.