Michael Imperioli Hate Thread

[Cuphead]

"That's Tony. He suffocated me. REMEMBA?"

I wonder how the weaseled his way into Many Saints just so he could have that horrible voice over that made the movie 10x worse than it already was. Imperioli has always been a fag, but now I hate him even more because of that.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

"That's the guy. My Uncle Tony. The guy I went to Hell for."

I fell out of my fucking chair and chipped a tooth on that humdinger.

 

[Cuphead]

"That's the guy. My Uncle Tony. The guy I went to Hell for."

I fell out of my fucking chair and chipped a tooth on that humdinger.

The way it was cut made it even more terrible. How it cuts to black before he says "The guy I went to hell for" like its suppose to be this epic line with the fucking theme song playing over it and then bam end credits.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

They approached him. He does that podcast with baccala and wanted that “remember this from the show guys?????” narrative. Thinking back on it, I respect it. They told you right at the beginning this movie is gonna suck ass and yes they took your fucking money. Kudos.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

You know, we always called each other pest fellas. Like you'd say to somebody: "You're gonna like this guy. He's a friend of the show. He's a pest fella. He's one of us." You understand? We were pest fellas. Brothermen. But Dre and I could never be mods because we had nigger blood.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

The way it was cut made it even more terrible. How it cuts to black before he says "The guy I went to hell for" like its suppose to be this epic line with the fucking theme song playing over it and then bam end credits.

“Yep, thats me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation.”

 

[guest]

You know, we always called each other pest fellas. Like you'd say to somebody: "You're gonna like this guy. He's a friend of the show. He's a pest fella. He's one of us." You understand? We were pest fellas. Brothermen. But Dre and I could never be mods because we had nigger blood.

My half hovel was in my mother in laws name, my mustang registered to my wife, my social security and license info was in the hands of SpaceEdge. I always voted, but I never paid taxes. My twitter page and a giant Brewers jersey, that's all you'd have to know I was alive.

 

[Snake]

Take this stiff, and pound it up your fucking ass, child.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

I get Norton vibes from the guy. I’d bet good money that he doesn’t watch his own work and never misses an opportunity to refer to his best pal Jim Gandolfini.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

"Neil Young did that speech from the moon"...that line made me legit LOL.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

You know, we always called each other pest fellas. Like you'd say to somebody: "You're gonna like this guy. He's a friend of the show. He's a pest fella. He's one of us." You understand? We were pest fellas. Brothermen. But Dre and I could never be mods because we had nigger blood.

It was a glorious time. There was Opie The Destroyer, Simian Sam, Jimmy The Pervert, Artie No-Nose and Tony Two-Shirts. They called him that because he always wore two shirts.

"I’m gonna put on a shirt. Then another shirt."

 

[IDidThisForYou]

You know, we always called each other pest fellas. Like you'd say to somebody: "You're gonna like this guy. He's a friend of the show. He's a pest fella. He's one of us." You understand? We were pest fellas. Brothermen. But Dre and I could never be mods because we had nigger blood.

It was revenge for Josh Fonner, and a lot of other things.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

ya know what? I watched that fucking movie on Friday, and after a few days of reflection, it was absolute dogshit mixed with horse shit. Fuckin thing S U C K E D

 

[wbgreen]

Mother is "Russian".

 

[LingerLonger]

Mother is "Russian".

Imperioli married a Jew. His son is a degenerate Jew who literally acted out like the white supremacist meme and spraypainted his own property.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

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Mother is "Russian".

Vad Yashem Imperioli.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

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Mother is "Russian".

Same college Pepper Hicks went to

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

There are no bigger faggots in this world than people who refer to themselves as 'serious actors'.

 

[analeggsalad]

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Mother is "Russian".

The echo parentheses are played out, cringe takes at this point. To point it out with quotes like this. And not even three single apostrophes, as I sometimes dabble in. Just put Russian in quotes. That's showmanship.

Speaking of showbiz Italians throwing in with the tribe, Quinten Tarantino married and had a child with an Israeli Jew. Knowing that puts a lot of his output in the last 10 years in perspective

 

[guest]

I get Norton vibes from the guy. I’d bet good money that he doesn’t watch his own work and never misses an opportunity to refer to his best pal Jim Gandolfini.

I don't know. I've watched a few of those Sopranos podcast and (though he's never come close to admitting it) I don't think he and Gandolfini got on great, certainly not by the end of the show. Gandolfini gave every impression that he was one of those actors like Brando or Spencer Tracy who was amazing at acting but kind of embarrassed by it. Like it's not a job for a man. Imperioli is the opposite. He's a full on theatre luvvie who likes talking about the craft etc.