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I watched people watch fucking movie trailers on purpose for at least half an hour once. It still haunts me. Like being in a room with a bunch of mind-control victims. What's sum dem other "sucking the cock of capitalism" we got?
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Molson, you say? It's a shame they never exported it to probably every state in the U.S.In Canada we have a brand of beer called Molson, and they sold shirts with their slogan, and I still see them, and get grossed out.
Sorry, I don't go south of the border, the slogan is "I AM CANADIAN" so I assumed it was local.Molson, you say? It's a shame they never exported it to probably every state in the U.S.
I'm so sorry AmericaMolson, you say? It's a shame they never exported it to probably every state in the U.S.
They're putting Ns in the movies now, Sue! IN THE MOVIESI know a guy who killed his baby so he could paint action figures and rant about niggers all day
And then there's the guys who complain about the guys who complain about the guys. Bunch of wannabe homos who think being gay is like a state of mind mannnnnStar Wars
A piece of baby media blown up into the biggest franchise ever for adults with glasses, beards, and receding hairlines to soy out at. If these movies were not in the Star Wars universe and instead generic space movies the Disneybots wouldn’t like them. A lightsaber activates the dopamine in their brain. Anyone who tells you they like Star Wars is probably genuinely a retard
and consequently, Star Wars is so powerful, it has spawned an entire counter culture of consoooming for people who HATE the movies. Those fags who literally make 12 hour “THEY WENT WOKE” YT videos about the baby media franchise owned by jews. So anyone who can rant for hours on “why Star Wars sucks now” is also a retard
It's insane how deeply ingrained that movie series is into adults, much less the slop that followedStar Wars
A piece of baby media blown up into the biggest franchise ever for adults with glasses, beards, and receding hairlines to soy out at. If these movies were not in the Star Wars universe and instead generic space movies the Disneybots wouldn’t like them. A lightsaber activates the dopamine in their brain. Anyone who tells you they like Star Wars is probably genuinely a retard
and consequently, Star Wars is so powerful, it has spawned an entire counter culture of consoooming for people who HATE the movies. Those fags who literally make 12 hour “THEY WENT WOKE” YT videos about the baby media franchise owned by jews. So anyone who can rant for hours on “why Star Wars sucks now” is also a retard
Fawkin smashed that guy
Stop rehashing shit and try to be original, please. You haven't started any off topic threads in awhile, youre a bit wobbly and leaning too much into show lingo, it's very annoying and conspicuous, Turry.comment but not really
Did I. Haven't I. Am I. Am I. Is it.Stop rehashing shit and try to be original, please. You haven't started any off topic threads in awhile, youre a bit wobbly and leaning too much into show lingo, it's very annoying and conspicuous, Turry.
I know a guy who killed his baby and didnt even get away with stealing the sound barI know a guy who killed his baby so he could paint action figures and rant about niggers all day
You got both things wrong. Barstool signed them and in the span of two months they went from like 5k downloads a week to 2mil downloads a week, it did not "immediately tank".Barstool giving Call Her Daddy a multi-million dollar contract to talk about her cooter and it immediately tanked.
Eat shit Portnoy, you fuckin Jew bastard you
Edit: a $125M contract. Lmao.
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