My breakfast is way too big.

[Turk February]

Happy Thursday

 

[Voscabulary]

looks like it eats pretty good, brothaman

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Legit, that's too many sausages. You'll never finish all them home fries. Do you put jam on your toast or do you use it to soak up the yolk like a man?

My buddy and I go for breakfast quite a bit in the summer and I think the waitresses think we're retarded. We're always the youngest people in there and he orders a fucking Sprite with his breakfast first thing in the morning like a black while I blow bubbles in my chocolate milk like a child.

 

[Turk February]

Legit, that's too many sausages. You'll never finish all them home fries. Do you put jam on your toast or do you use it to soak up the yolk like a man?

My buddy and I go for breakfast quite a bit in the summer and I think the waitresses think we're retarded. We're always the youngest people in there and he orders a fucking Sprite with his breakfast first thing in the morning like a black while I blow bubbles in my chocolate milk like a child.

I did though. Now I feel weird. It's too much food.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also, they should've mixed the onions in with the home fries. I'd smash the plate and ask for my money back.

 

[Turk February]

I feel like someone beat me in the stomach with a baseball bat. Strongly recommend.

 

[Cumiace]

Do you put maple syrup on your sossitches?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Do you put maple syrup on your sossitches?

I used to do that with ham when I was a kid. Now the thought of something sweet for breakfast borderline pisses me off.

 

[Turk February]

I used to do that with ham when I was a kid. Now the thought of something sweet for breakfast borderline pisses me off.

I'm a dick I literally went "yo, you got tobacco?" And didn't use it.

 

[Turk February]

Shitting in Starbucks just for fun

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I feel like someone beat me in the stomach with a baseball bat. Strongly recommend.

I also strongly recommend someone beats you in the stomach with a baseball bat. No offence.

 

[Voscabulary]

Shitting in Starbucks just for fun

remember to tip

 

[Niggerotchi]

Home fries
Hot wings
If you use these phrases, you're deeply closeted.

 

[Turk February]

I also strongly recommend someone beats you in the stomach with a baseball bat. No offence.

Do it up. I know it will never happen, just lost in the cue like all your other work on here.

 

[Turk February]

Home fries
Hot wings
If you use these phrases, you're deeply closeted.

Home fries are to die for. Fag.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Home fries
Hot wings
If you use these phrases, you're deeply closeted.

Fuck you, I'll fucking stab you.

 

[Niggerotchi]

Fuck you, I'll fucking stab you.

They're wings with hot sauce. Putting hot sauce on wings doesn't transform them into a new object. "Hi, I'd like hot wings delivered on my person"

What are ya, a fuckin cop?

 

[Niggerotchi]

And if you call melted cheese queso, you're an actual double nigger.

 

[Niggerotchi]

Home fries are to die for. Fag.

Just call them fries, dingus. Are you at home? No, you're fuckin not.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They're wings with hot sauce. Putting hot sauce on wings doesn't transform them into a new object. "Hi, I'd like hot wings delivered on my person"

What are ya, a fuckin cop?

I'm with you on the wings, but home fries is just what they're called. You ask for an order of potatoes cubes they'll throw coffee in your face and tell you to get the fuck out.