My coworker updated me on the Missing White Girl story.

[aRTie02150]

I almost pulled my cock out and pissed on the floor just to show how uninterested I am.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

I think you made the right call in that situation. Anything new with that other coworker of yours?

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

so what happened to my man van life guy? still missing?

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

so what happened to my man van life guy? still missing?

I heard he's posting in the O&A Pest Army section

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

so what happened to my man van life guy? still missing?

he die

 

[Cuphead]

won't be seeing him no more

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

he die

Thoughts and Prayers

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Thoughts and Prayers

Poor liddle feller

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

The police apparently found 5 other bodies of missing people whilst searching for that Brian Laundrie guy, most look like they comitted suicide, however one of the bodies was some dude who got stabbed to death. It's pretty crazy how many corpses there are just lying around waiting to be found, if i learned anything from my time as a true crime fag it's that if you go mushroom picking or dog walking in the woods regularly, you will most likely find a corpse.

 

[LiberalPussy]

I heard he's posting in the O&A Pest Army section

It’s been reported that, while strangling the cunt, he yelled “FRRRRRRRRRUNKIS!”

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

The police apparently found 5 other bodies of missing people whilst searching for that Brian Laundrie guy, most look like they comitted suicide, however one of the bodies was some dude who got stabbed to death. It's pretty crazy how many corpses there are just lying around waiting to be found, if i learned anything from my time as a true crime fag it's that if you go mushroom picking or dog walking in the woods regularly, you will most likely find a corpse.

dont you get posters of roe cumia type missing where you live? i always assume they are in a ditch decomposing or whatever

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

dont you get posters of roe cumia type missing where you live? i always assume they are in a ditch decomposing or whatever

Nah man, i don't think i have ever seen a missing poster in my life lol, i don't think i can recall somebody in my immediate area going missing either.. the closest is a girl running off for a night to see a boy and her parents freaking out on facebook.

I know people who have found corpses though, one guy i know was walking home from a drug session a few years back, he was walking along the path that leads onto my estate and he found a body hanging from a tree right next to the path, it was some older bloke who also lived on the estate who killed himself a few hours beforehand. I know another guy on my estate who heard a large bang one morning when he was walking to work, so he went to see what it was.. apparently some young lad had killed himself by deliberately going head on into a truck. The lad who went to investigate said the car was all crumpled up, and the lad who was driving was missing half his head.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

The police apparently found 5 other bodies of missing people whilst searching for that Brian Laundrie guy, most look like they comitted suicide, however one of the bodies was some dude who got stabbed to death. It's pretty crazy how many corpses there are just lying around waiting to be found, if i learned anything from my time as a true crime fag it's that if you go mushroom picking or dog walking in the woods regularly, you will most likely find a corpse.

It's a major issue with national parks. They are too big to patrol and you can go weeks or more without seeing another person. There's an interesting book about this called Cold Vanish by Jon Billman.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Nah man, i don't think i have ever seen a missing poster in my life lol, i don't think i can recall somebody in my immediate area going missing either.. the closest is a girl running off for a night to see a boy and her parents freaking out on facebook.

I know people who have found corpses though, one guy i know was walking home from a drug session a few years back, he was walking along the path that leads onto my estate and he found a body hanging from a tree right next to the path, it was some older bloke who also lived on the estate who killed himself a few hours beforehand. I know another guy on my estate who heard a large bang one morning when he was walking to work, so he went to see what it was.. apparently some young lad had killed himself by deliberately going head on into a truck. The lad who went to investigate said the car was all crumpled up, and the lad who was driving was missing half his head.

Seen missing posters of this kid from my high school at my local bodega, barbershop literally everywhere. 11 months later found out (from the news) my friend since 6th grade took him to go “meet some girls” or some shit and shot him in the head. Dumped his body on the side of a major highway. Gang beef.

 

[aRTie02150]

I think you made the right call in that situation. Anything new with that other coworker of yours?

Pretty sure he moved back up north. He never came back after we reopened after the first lockdowns. Now we have a few new ones and they're also idiots.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Nah man, i don't think i have ever seen a missing poster in my life lol, i don't think i can recall somebody in my immediate area going missing either.. the closest is a girl running off for a night to see a boy and her parents freaking out on facebook.

I know people who have found corpses though, one guy i know was walking home from a drug session a few years back, he was walking along the path that leads onto my estate and he found a body hanging from a tree right next to the path, it was some older bloke who also lived on the estate who killed himself a few hours beforehand. I know another guy on my estate who heard a large bang one morning when he was walking to work, so he went to see what it was.. apparently some young lad had killed himself by deliberately going head on into a truck. The lad who went to investigate said the car was all crumpled up, and the lad who was driving was missing half his head.

The truck thing seems like a terrible way to go

 

[captain_kamala]

looks like brian took the pussy way out.

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

The police apparently found 5 other bodies of missing people whilst searching for that Brian Laundrie guy, most look like they comitted suicide, however one of the bodies was some dude who got stabbed to death. It's pretty crazy how many corpses there are just lying around waiting to be found, if i learned anything from my time as a true crime fag it's that if you go mushroom picking or dog walking in the woods regularly, you will most likely find a corpse.

Interesting article on that:

Manhunt for Brian Laundrie leads authorities to at least 5 bodies of missing persons

While the 23-year-old remains on the lam more than a month after skipping out of his family’s Florida home, the other bodies have been found in areas where authorities have been looking

nypost.com

 

[RobertMewler]

He dead!

Brian Laundrie’s remains found in Florida park, FBI confirms

Brian Laundrie’s remains were found at a marshy nature reserve near his parents’ Florida home, the FBI confirmed on Thursday, bringing an end to the six-week saga surrounding the disappearance and …

nypost.com

His body was already skeletonized so it sounds like his body had already been partially eaten by an alligator and other critters.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

So did he lawyered up from the grave or something