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I picture Jim standing on a stool in his living room with a noose around his neck with all his pictures he took with celebrities layed out on the ground staring back at him. He then takes one final glance at them as a tear runs down his cheek and he takes a step. As he starts to choke and turn purple the chandelier gives out and he collapses to the ground. He realizes he is too fat to commit suicide and all those years eating egg whites and going to the gym have been for nothing. He then proceeds to curl into a ball and starts to cry frantically.

During his hysteria he realizes that not all is lost. He has a purpose in life. His purpose is to bring joy into people's live by doing what he does best. Being funny. As he stands up and wipes the tears from his face he walks to his bedroom and goes through his closet. He find the perfect outfit and puts it on. As he is finishing dressing up he catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror and tells to himself: "Not today, Jim, not today".

He then proceeds to walk to his office and sits behind his computer. He joins the zoom call and starts doing what he does best...

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Opesterino

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I picture Jim standing on a stool in his living room with a noose around his neck with all his pictures he took with celebrities layed out on the ground staring back at him. He then takes one final glance at them as a tear runs down his cheek and he takes a step. As he starts to choke and turn purple the chandelier gives out and he collapses to the ground. He realizes he is too fat to commit suicide and all those years eating egg whites and going to the gym have been for nothing. He then proceeds to curl into a ball and starts to cry frantically.

During his hysteria he realizes that not all is lost. He has a purpose in life. His purpose is to bring joy into people's live by doing what he does best. Being funny. As he stands up and wipes the tears from his face he walks to his bedroom and goes through his closet. He find the perfect outfit and puts it on. As he is finishing dressing up he catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror and tells to himself: "Not today, Jim, not today".

He then proceeds to walk to his office and sits behind his computer. He joins the zoom call and starts doing what he does best...

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He needs to just fucking die. God do I hate Norton, looking at him here.. What the fuck is he even attempting with this shit ?
 
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