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Nun ya bid’ness

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Credit to payquasi.lol and fatstealthygeek

Tee Hee

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"None of your BI business, mister" Andy cattily hissed, with his hands on his hips. "For me to know and you to find out, buster" he lisped, leaning forward in a mincing, menacing fashion.

"What do THEY care about my fa-bu-lous new house in Greenville? I'm Andy Espresso!" he thought, as he reached for his old VHS copy of "All That Jazz". "I've got to memorize these numbers before the BIG PARTY I'm having in my fancy new house! OOOOOOhhh! I hope Gavin comes! I bet that beard is SO ticklish". He began to titter as he slid the tape into his old VCR.

"They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway
They say there's always magic in the air..."

"Tee hee! Andy effeminately giggled, as he began vamping to the music, sashaying about the room like a fluttering Disney princess. "I'm Andy Espresso and I've NEVER BEEN BETTER!".
 

Cancerfuck

The floor is lava, dude.
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"None of your BI business, mister" Andy cattily hissed, with his hands on his hips. "For me to know and you to find out, buster" he lisped, leaning forward in a mincing, menacing fashion.

"What do THEY care about my fa-bu-lous new house in Greenville? I'm Andy Espresso!" he thought, as he reached for his old VHS copy of "All That Jazz". "I've got to memorize these numbers before the BIG PARTY I'm having in my fancy new house! OOOOOOhhh! I hope Gavin comes! I bet that beard is SO ticklish". He began to titter as he slid the tape into his old VCR.

"They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway
They say there's always magic in the air..."

"Tee hee! Andy effeminately giggled, as he began vamping to the music, sashaying about the room like a fluttering Disney princess. "I'm Andy Espresso and I've NEVER BEEN BETTER!".
I appreciate the fact that you introduced me to the word "sashay" and "sashaying" with your posts. One of my favorite new words.
 
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"None of your BI business, mister" Andy cattily hissed, with his hands on his hips. "For me to know and you to find out, buster" he lisped, leaning forward in a mincing, menacing fashion.

"What do THEY care about my fa-bu-lous new house in Greenville? I'm Andy Espresso!" he thought, as he reached for his old VHS copy of "All That Jazz". "I've got to memorize these numbers before the BIG PARTY I'm having in my fancy new house! OOOOOOhhh! I hope Gavin comes! I bet that beard is SO ticklish". He began to titter as he slid the tape into his old VCR.

"They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway
They say there's always magic in the air..."

"Tee hee! Andy effeminately giggled, as he began vamping to the music, sashaying about the room like a fluttering Disney princess. "I'm Andy Espresso and I've NEVER BEEN BETTER!".
Your Nana tales get a niggas ribs every time.

1,2,3, 4….and all that jaaaazzz! (Credit, Bob Fosse)
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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"None of your BI business, mister" Andy cattily hissed, with his hands on his hips. "For me to know and you to find out, buster" he lisped, leaning forward in a mincing, menacing fashion.

"What do THEY care about my fa-bu-lous new house in Greenville? I'm Andy Espresso!" he thought, as he reached for his old VHS copy of "All That Jazz". "I've got to memorize these numbers before the BIG PARTY I'm having in my fancy new house! OOOOOOhhh! I hope Gavin comes! I bet that beard is SO ticklish". He began to titter as he slid the tape into his old VCR.

"They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway
They say there's always magic in the air..."

"Tee hee! Andy effeminately giggled, as he began vamping to the music, sashaying about the room like a fluttering Disney princess. "I'm Andy Espresso and I've NEVER BEEN BETTER!".
You really painted a prancing mincing faggot picture.
I give it 5 prancing Cumias and a little egg for some excitement later in the night.
:prance_md::prance_md::prance_md::prance_md::prance_md:🥚
 
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You really painted a prancing mincing faggot picture.
I give it 5 prancing Cumias and a little egg for some excitement later in the night.
:prance_md::prance_md::prance_md::prance_md::prance_md:🥚
"It's NOT an anal egg!" Andy angrily hissed. "It opens up and you fuck it, like a (gag, choke) pussy. Sorry, got something caught in my throat there. It opens up! It's NOT for sticking up my ass!" he furiously lisped.
 
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