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that's interesting. i haven't voted since my bernie sanders years. i will be voting this year thank you very much. i wonder if i'll get the ole summons.My heart wants to vote for whoever annoys Nana and Joe the most, but my mind knows that's retarded and gay, and won't really make a difference anyway. And every time I vote, I get a jury duty summons, and I fucking hate jury duty. I'll probably do what I always do, and vote for one of those really obscure candidates on the ballot, like the United Farmer's Party guy or something. Someone has to.
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