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The Shah of Iran

Bury me with my money
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Triple homicide with necrophelia? Might be less fuss to just invite her for coffee.
It's fine m8, I'll just show her my almond dong

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I want to break those nails off
 

DMbA

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what would it feel if they bust into my apartment and i am lying naked with a butt plug in my ass huh? that would be fucking terrible
 

RoTheHo69

Step off, B.
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I would send these guys in to inspect her pussy for terrorists just in case


BTW what a bunch of clowns these polizei are nowadays. This broad looks like she's from jersey shore (still would just saying)
 

RoTheHo69

Step off, B.
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what would it feel if they bust into my apartment and i am lying naked with a butt plug in my ass huh? that would be fucking terrible
What would I feel if I had my door open a little bit with a gallon paint can resting on a 2x4?
What would I feel if it was a bowling ball in a laundry basket?
 
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