Nana is a doddering old drunk and liable to take a Dick Van Dyke tumble, but Nana falls she won't be able to get up. Seriously, Ant is pretty old, has shit genes, shit health, and a diet of light beer, captain morgan and coke doesn't contain much calcium. I was helping a buddy move and fell on the last step onto the stone floor. Banged my knee up, but Nana could be crippled during her own move. Best case scenario no one checks in for a day or two and Ant ends up addicted to pain killers too.
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One thing we can all hope for, Nana breaking a leg
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Imagine Nana taking a tumble down the stairs, he has no genuine friends, only fat sweaty leeches who he invites to drunken poker games/leather chemsex cumpound parties. He would be crumpled at the bottom of the staircase for days before anyone comes round, and even then it will most likely be Brother Joe and Fred From Brooklyn going through his shit looking for valuables whilst he is whimpering for help.
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It would be like the funeral in A Bronx Tale. No one cares
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He could eventually recover from a broken leg, although it would take longer because he wouldn't do physical therapy; if he broke something like a hip though he'd be completely fucked. We're talking assisted living at that point.