Passing the test

[Coonskin]

Hey niggers, I might get an INDIVIDUALLY PLUCKED FOLLICLE from my scalp to be tested for drugs. What are the workarounds here?

If it were piss i'd get some sterilized piss and do microwave it in a glue bottle for a little bit, but idk shit about the hair follicle ding

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

I know there are shampoos, but they aren't the most reliable from what I've heard. It may be your only option though

 

[Snake]

 

[Ladynyahh]

Shave your head completely, and explain to them that you are voluntarily bald

 

[Harry Powell]

as someone who almost had his entire life ruined by hair drug testing, my opinion is that your only hope is to shave your head, find any way possible to delay the test, go completely cold turkey off anything, and take every hair growth supplement possible to grow it out faster.

if it’s a follicle test, and not just the standard 1.5” of hair, it is practically impossible to “beat”

 

[Harry Powell]

Do you know if you’re getting an expanded panel test or the old samhsa 5? What drugs are you doing

 

[Coonskin]

Pretty good results judging by the comments. Maybe even that Zydot stuff, thanks ton

Do you know if you’re getting an expanded panel test or the old samhsa 5? What drugs are you doing

Just THC, no details on how the screenings done just that it's a "hair follicle drug screen"

 

[AntSucks]

I take it you've had some drugs and now need to prove you are a responsible employee.

I was going to suggest don't take drugs. If you haven't, then you're good to go.

If you have then at least you will have drugs. Hope this helps.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Shave your head completely, and explain to them that you are voluntarily bald

Then prepare for a few Janice Soprano’s to be dancing and shaking their ass while you play all the BOOMER HITS

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Don't work at the retarded fucking company. Problem solved