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What a fucking dolt.
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Reminder that Norton thought the "Anonymous" in Alcoholic's Anonymous meant that you couldn’t publicly acknowledge its existence.
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His whole “I’m in recovery!!!” shit was the worst. He drank before he was 21 and looks like it was barely a 6 month time frame. Most people that don’t drink just say “no thanks” if offered booze and leave it at that. Some people just stop drinking at a certain age because they just don’t like it. Norton has to make it his personality since he’s nothing special or unique. If he drank every now and then he might actually become likeable instead of being an ugly miserable cunt.
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Also, it's a Christian organization and he spends a lot of time shitting on Christians. He's literally never been to a single meeting
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I used to think Jimmy wasn't a true alcoholic but definitely an addict because of his sex stories. But as I listen to them in hindsight I think they sound far too calculated and "clean" (for lack of a better term) to all be true. I don't doubt he's done some depraved things, but as others have said I think his sex addiction is one of his manufactured personality quirks that, like his alcoholism, he believes makes him more interesting.
It's funny too, because Bobby Kelly had a similar story, and nobody ever questions the fact that he's an addict. He got into actual trouble as a kid and grew up in a shit house and was handed over to the system and got sober. But his pattern of weight gain and weight loss (less the latter these days) is identical to the drunk that does great for a while and goes back over and over again. I actually empathize with Bobby a lot in that regard. He got over drugs and booze and made peace with his Hellish upbringing but he still can't get a grip on food. It's his fault at the same time but I dunno, it's a tough one man.
It's funny too, because Bobby Kelly had a similar story, and nobody ever questions the fact that he's an addict. He got into actual trouble as a kid and grew up in a shit house and was handed over to the system and got sober. But his pattern of weight gain and weight loss (less the latter these days) is identical to the drunk that does great for a while and goes back over and over again. I actually empathize with Bobby a lot in that regard. He got over drugs and booze and made peace with his Hellish upbringing but he still can't get a grip on food. It's his fault at the same time but I dunno, it's a tough one man.
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Jimmys drunk stories were embarrassingly tame. My favorite was when Stanhope and Jim were comparing drunk stories and Jim looked completely retarded.
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Dude, drinking 4 cans of Mike's Hard Lemonade a night for a few months in the 80's is serious alcoholism, don't make light of it.
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Jimmy's drunk stories are the second gayest thing about him.
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“It’s a tough one, man. I’d be a few Michelobs deep and I’d get dizzy and scared.”