Russell Brand selling $240 Magical Amulets

[Andrew Dice Clay]

 

[NoBacon]

Not gonna lie I kind of want one.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Wow, he looks more thickly built than I would have imagined--like he could handle himself. Has anyone here met him in person and got a chance to take in his body? @TorpidSloth , comment?

 

[Voscabulary]

he went from starring in a-list studio comedies to flogging tat on social media. what a downfall

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Does it protect women from him?

 

[TorpidSloth]

Wow, he looks more thickly built than I would have imagined--like he could handle himself. Has anyone here met him in person and got a chance to take in his body? @TorpidSloth , comment?

Well, funnily enough...

 

[BrotherMan1488]

he went from starring in a-list studio comedies to flogging tat on social media. what a downfall

Get Him to the Greek aged great especially with Puff Daddy raping young boys with baby oil, child

 

[Andrew Dice Clay]

Whenever Russell Brand comes up, all I can think of is a line from one of my favorite Rucka Rucka Ali songs, "Stars"

(0:30-0:36)
"And by the way, Russell Brand, you ain't fuckin' funny!
"OI I USED TO SUCK DICK FOR COKE!"
"Now you suck dick at telling jokes!"

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I still think he's a talented guy, and there was only one confirmed rape.

I don't know what to tell you. In the Victorian era they regarded actors and performers as being on the same level as whores.

Can anyone make a good case for them being wrong?

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Whenever Russell Brand comes up, all I can think of is a line from one of my favorite Rucka Rucka Ali songs, "Stars"

(0:30-0:36)
"And by the way, Russell Brand, you ain't fuckin' funny!
"OI I USED TO SUCK DICK FOR COKE!"
"Now you suck dick at telling jokes!"

I get it now....you're actually Rucka Rucka Ali.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

he went from starring in a-list studio comedies to flogging tat on social media. what a downfall

He was banging Katy Perry too

 

[Voscabulary]

He was banging Katy Perry too

russell brand sacrificing pussy from the likes of katy perry to instead provide me with an amulet that protects you by absorbing gamma rays from airports really solidifies how great of a person he truly is

 

[Andrew Dice Clay]

I get it now....you're actually Rucka Rucka Ali.

if I was I'd get off my ass and actually make some good music. His output lately has been so disappointing. The majority of videos we do get now are reuploads with shitty ads sliced into them. The AI shit he's using in his music videos sucks too, lacks the charm of the generic stock photos/meme slideshow format. The philosophy shit is somewhat interesting but he's getting lazy with that too. Did you guys see that like 7 minute song he made about his ex girlfriend who got raped by a cop that he deleted cause he said it would cause him trouble in court?

lyrics: https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/ruckaruckaali/queenoftheplants.html

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

russell brand sacrificing pussy from the likes of katy perry to instead provide me with an amulet that protects you by absorbing gamma rays from airports really solidifies how great of a person he truly is

I never thought of it that way

 

[Chapel]

he went from starring in a-list studio comedies to flogging tat on social media. what a downfall

No, he went from being a tv presenter ripping of Johnny Depp’s Jack Sparrow act to shitty stand up and books, to shitty movies to flogging tat