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Salty Old N Person

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This obsessing over Bill Burr all stems from him not willing to accept that Bill wants nothing to do with him.
And he knows exactly what Burr's problem is, which makes his faggy rants even more disingenuous and fraudulent. No man, even one married to a yard ape, is going to tolerate a shabbily-clothed, swishy old drunk mocking his wife. But Nana, whose entire life revolves around tweeting, thinks he can pick and choose when, where, and how his tweets should be recognized. I mean, what did he think Burr would do, invite him over for a few beers so they could reminisce about his long-ago radio program again? Right now, he really wants his "feud" to generate some attention, so he can piggyback off Burr's fame. But no one cares.
 

Suetonius

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And he knows exactly what Burr's problem is, which makes his faggy rants even more disingenuous and fraudulent. No man, even one married to a yard ape, is going to tolerate a shabbily-clothed, swishy old drunk mocking his wife. But Nana, whose entire life revolves around tweeting, thinks he can pick and choose when, where, and how his tweets should be recognized. I mean, what did he think Burr would do, invite him over for a few beers so they could reminisce about his long-ago radio program again? Right now, he really wants his "feud" to generate some attention, so he can piggyback off Burr's fame. But no one cares.
Burr doesn’t even have to make it about “you insulted my wife duuude”. He can justify not wanting to be friends with Anthony by just saying he’s an asshole and selfish. No one has to like you, especially if you spend all day saying divisive, vile shit. Most of us are white and probably don’t know any black people yet we all recognize Anthony with 0 humor celebrating babies drowning or kids getting their head run over by trucks, just because they’re black, is reprehensible
 

wbgreen

May St. Mel bless you
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And he knows exactly what Burr's problem is, which makes his faggy rants even more disingenuous and fraudulent. No man, even one married to a yard ape, is going to tolerate a shabbily-clothed, swishy old drunk mocking his wife. But Nana, whose entire life revolves around tweeting, thinks he can pick and choose when, where, and how his tweets should be recognized. I mean, what did he think Burr would do, invite him over for a few beers so they could reminisce about his long-ago radio program again? Right now, he really wants his "feud" to generate some attention, so he can piggyback off Burr's fame. But no one cares.

I don't know that Ant really does understand what it means. He's such a closet case that he's never been in a relationship where he's experienced romantic love. Every biological woman he's been with has made him miserable, including his current Papist ogre. It's kind of tragic, except it's his own fucking fault.
 

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And he knows exactly what Burr's problem is, which makes his faggy rants even more disingenuous and fraudulent. No man, even one married to a yard ape, is going to tolerate a shabbily-clothed, swishy old drunk mocking his wife. But Nana, whose entire life revolves around tweeting, thinks he can pick and choose when, where, and how his tweets should be recognized. I mean, what did he think Burr would do, invite him over for a few beers so they could reminisce about his long-ago radio program again? Right now, he really wants his "feud" to generate some attention, so he can piggyback off Burr's fame. But no one cares.
Especially when Bill gave him the courtesy of telling him over dinner that he can't be friends anymore
Bill is a fagoo, who's children don't look like him and will never relate to him culturally and never consider themselves the same race as their father, his wife is a gummy uggo, but he's not wrong here
 

nasty twp

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I don't know that Ant really does understand what it means. He's such a closet case that he's never been in a relationship where he's experienced romantic love. Every biological woman he's been with has made him miserable, including his current Papist ogre. It's kind of tragic, except it's his own fucking fault.

Anthony still to this day has not worked out why and how he could forget Jen--his lawful wedded wife of years, with whom he shared a home and visited fertility clinics, and who rinsed him of half his earnings at one point--in a heartbeat and never speak or think of her again (except for a tittering aside once in a blue moon), yet after a decade a half he cannot keep from mentioning and ruminating on Opie at least once a week.
 
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I don't know that Ant really does understand what it means. He's such a closet case that he's never been in a relationship where he's experienced romantic love. Every biological woman he's been with has made him miserable, including his current Papist ogre. It's kind of tragic, except it's his own fucking fault.
It goes way beyond that, too. It's not just romantic relationships, it's an inability to relate to other people, period. Given their respective career paths, both Nana and Joe lack the kind of friendships you'd think they would have developed along the way. Joe has been waddling around the Long Island cover band scene for decades, and still can't find anyone willing to jam with him. And Nana, who's been in "broadcasting" since the 1990s, has a grim collection of parasitic weirdo pals, and that horrible girlfriend of his, and that's it. They alienate everyone, act like they don't give a fuck, then get mad at the people they've chased away.
 
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