SHOWDOWN: War of the Verbose Gaysters

[Kinderman]

We all know that for some time, @Suetonius has been the in-house verbose homosexual. Recently however, gay British (redundant) user @nasty twp (or as I call him, New Sue) has been gunning for the title.

It’s time to choose. Which rambling fruit will be the official OnA Forums Faggot, The Wikipedia Kid or The British Buttfucker?! BE DIALIN!

This is an official loser leaves town match, and I expect both @Suetonius and @nasty twp to abide by this.

 

[fenrir]

Can't they both just leave and never return?

 

[Suetonius]

I have never seen him say anything funny. Not even make a good point I think about. I at least drop a funny photoshop every month or so.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

You forgot to include Verbose Gayster @DMAN

 

[Kinderman]

Can't they both just leave and never return?

If they tie, yes. Them’s the rules.

I have never seen him say anything funny. Not even make a good point I think about. I at least drop a funny photoshop every month or so.

You’re certainly allowed to vote for yourself. I’m just letting the people speak.

You forgot to include Verbose Gayster @DMAN

That’s the third option

 

[Suetonius]

If they tie, yes. Them’s the rules.


You’re certainly allowed to vote for yourself. I’m just letting the people speak.



That’s the third option

But is being King Faggot a good thing? Like is the emphasis on faggot or king there?

 

[Not Child.]

@nasty twp because he's new and refreshing

Sue is OLD...musty old queer. Nothing worse than old queers who grow stale and remind you of your own mortality.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

But is being King Faggot a good thing? Like is the emphasis on faggot or king there?

Gays love semantics.

 

[Not Child.]

Gays love semantics.

they also love semen

 

[nasty twp]

I have never seen him say anything funny. Not even make a good point I think about. I at least drop a funny photoshop every month or so.

Well, how am I meant to play mind games on a man without a mind? Behave.


And anyone could muck about in Canva. The worst and most limited Pests used to enter art contests for the show, I’m told.




This versus is utterly beneath me.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

The third option was the most correct so I voted for it. However, I have to side with @Suetonius for the sole reason he’s American. We’re the best at everything faggots. Even being total annoying faggots who act like they know how the world works even though they clearly don’t. The royal family can suck our huge American cocks. Sue, you can take all of those ninny princes at once.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Nothing worse than old queers who grow stale and remind you of your own mortality.

Boq speaks from his experience working gay sugar daddies.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

@nasty twp is background noise, easy enough to read and immediately forget.

@Suetonius is a tired bit. Oh guys, I’m a gay liberal but I say racial slurs so I’m totally not a Reddit meme. I hate BLACKS and JEWS and TRUMP because I’m a LIBERAL. DEMOCRATS ARE THE PARTY OF THE WHITE MAN. BEHOLD MY RAGE BAIT FOR THE DAY. HERE’S 2000 WORDS FROM WIKIPEDIA ABOUT WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON.

The real question is what would be the end result if they both killed themselves?

@Suetonius would be an immediate improvement and you wouldn’t notice @nasty twp was gone.

 

[Suetonius]

@nasty twp is background noise, easy enough to read and immediately forget.

@Suetonius is a tired bit. Oh guys, I’m a gay liberal but I say racial slurs so I’m totally not a Reddit meme. I hate BLACKS and JEWS and TRUMP because I’m a LIBERAL. DEMOCRATS ARE THE PARTY OF THE WHITE MAN. BEHOLD MY RAGE BAIT FOR THE DAY. HERE’S 2000 WORDS FROM WIKIPEDIA ABOUT WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON.

The real question is what would be the end result if they both killed themselves?

@Suetonius would be an immediate improvement and you wouldn’t notice @nasty twp was gone.

Thats a lot of words to say you get triggered at my (genius) opinions lol.

 

[Kinderman]

But is being King Faggot a good thing? Like is the emphasis on faggot or king there?

Little of column A, little of column B. If you win, you can also put “Official Forum Faggot” in your title. It’s a prestigious honor.

Well, how am I meant to play mind games on a man without a mind? Behave.


And anyone could muck about in Canva. The worst and most limited Pests used to enter art contests for the show, I’m told.




This versus is utterly beneath me.

I’m sorry but you’re already in it. This is the People’s Poll, and must be abided by. Loser leaves town.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

LAUGH hates Italians more than anything so I say let all gays stay.

 

[Udders]

I wanna know @nasty twp 's favorite episode of Hazbin Hotel.

 

[johnnynoname]

we lost Patreeky, guys

 

[Kinderman]

LAUGH hates Italians more than anything so I say let all gays stay.

You make a persuasive argument.

we lost Patreeky, guys

I’m sorry I didn’t list you as an option.

 

[Not Child.]

This poll is missing another verbose gayster

@Voscabulary <-- this one