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Did he force someone to take this pic because he was so proud of the jacket or the shoes? Because they both look stupid and scream “how do you do, fellow youths?” Which is funny considering Sam is probably in his mid 30s here. He looks like the guy in your neighborhood that your parents always told you never to talk to but never would tell you why (some combo of retard and pedo).
He wanted to show off his Nikes like a teenage boyDid he force someone to take this pic because he was so proud of the jacket or the shoes? Because they both look stupid and scream “how do you do, fellow youths?” Which is funny considering Sam is probably in his mid 30s here. He looks like the guy in your neighborhood that your parents always told you never to talk to but never would tell you why (some combo of retard and pedo).
The fact that he had those two tufts on the front of his rapidly receding hairline for so long shows just how much damage his mother did to him. All it did was draw attention to just how badly he was balding, but I guess warped-perception Sam thought it hid his baldness?
I hope there's a fire in his house and only his sneakers burn
That guy fucking sucks dick. He has like 2 or 3 songs that were CONSTANTLY on Much Music (the Canadian version of MTV) and the radio in the 2000s despite the fact that literally nobody likes him. Like, he was HEAVILY played and I truly mean this guy has no fans and if he does I've never met a single one. Everyone was always annoyed when his shit came on.Also I don’t know who this guy is but he shows up when you google “Sam Roberts.” Which is something I’ve never done until today.
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That guy fucking sucks dick. He has like 2 or 3 songs that were CONSTANTLY on Much Music (the Canadian version of MTV) and the radio in the 2000s despite the fact that literally nobody likes him. Like, he was HEAVILY played and I truly mean this guy has no fans and if he does I've never met a single one. Everyone was always annoyed when his shit came on.
no, he's abe vigoda; star of the godfather and good burgerAren't you the guy who beat his girlfriend and works at Guitar Center for YEARS?
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