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@Wisconsin.gov you committed the greatest sin against the OnAForums - you deleted the Dutch Massacre thread. I gave you the benefit of the doubt and assumed it was part of a move to quit the forums for good, but today you show up and act like the same womanly ass you've been since the Boq reveal. So in the name of our martyr Patreeky SAAW, I gift you the one thing you fear the most: The Boq Vibe Check.
To keep you from worming out like you often do, I'm only going to stick with facts that you have presented to us, straight from the camel fucker's mouth.
1. You used to date white girls.
To prove it, you posted a picture of you beside a white girl. No proof you fucked, so you were probably just a simp hanger on hoping to brush your hand against her clothed body so you could jack off to the memory later, meanwhile she spent all her spare time banging the actual chads in your friend group. But this isn't the important part, what's critical is the way you dressed in that photo. Long hair, skater style with a beanie. Is that the look of a devout muslim? No, a devout muslim dresses like a terrorist and wears a stupid hat like you do now - we'll get into this point later. You dressed like all the repressed muslim kids I knew who found a taste of freedom as soon as they went to college. They grew their hair out, drank alcohol, smoked weed, ate pork, and tried to fuck white women.
The sad truth is this - you were the rebel muslim kid, tired of your oppressive somali/arab immigrant upbringing and as soon as you got out of the house you protested and became the black sheep of your family. A disappointment to your parents, community, mosque. 90% of your friends were white and they often referred to you as "the whitest muslim guy I know", a moniker which you were proud of. During this time you ingratiated yourself in white culture - skating, wearing skinny jeans, committing all of the aforementioned haram acts, and I dunno maybe listening to the Opie and Anthony Show?
2. You live in a drab house decorated by boomer muslims from the 90s.
You like to pretend as though you bought this house and that dumb green car with a pull out antenna, but no one in this age would decorate a house they just purchased like that. Everything about it looks like an old house that immigrants moved into 20 years ago. Obviously you inherited it from your dead parents - the traumatic turning point in your life. Your parents died knowing you as a disappointment. The sinner who turned his back on islam, causing them to be failures as well. This guilt is why you went back to the faith and play this larp as a devout imam. The same reason you respect NoBacon even though he despises your religion and prophet, because just like you he evangelized and found god late in life as a grown man, only you did it a few years earlier.
So what is the conclusion of this Vibe Check? You are a man at a crossroads, caught in between worlds. Apologetically trying to make it up to your dead parents by playing this muslim persona while deep down you know you were happier back when you lived as an infidel. Keep hanging around the Opie and Anthony board because it reminds you of the good ol days when you were a free man. Because this is the only escape you have from the mundane existence you put yourself into, out of guilt for dishonoring your family and religion during your youth.
Every time you post on this forum is an affront to Allah, so either A) Leave and never return, or B) stop lying to yourself and go back to being the way you used to be. Sell your parent's stupid house, drink beer, eat pork, do drugs, and be a free, happy man.
Tl;dr your skin is the color of shit, and your coffee table is crooked.
To keep you from worming out like you often do, I'm only going to stick with facts that you have presented to us, straight from the camel fucker's mouth.
1. You used to date white girls.
To prove it, you posted a picture of you beside a white girl. No proof you fucked, so you were probably just a simp hanger on hoping to brush your hand against her clothed body so you could jack off to the memory later, meanwhile she spent all her spare time banging the actual chads in your friend group. But this isn't the important part, what's critical is the way you dressed in that photo. Long hair, skater style with a beanie. Is that the look of a devout muslim? No, a devout muslim dresses like a terrorist and wears a stupid hat like you do now - we'll get into this point later. You dressed like all the repressed muslim kids I knew who found a taste of freedom as soon as they went to college. They grew their hair out, drank alcohol, smoked weed, ate pork, and tried to fuck white women.
The sad truth is this - you were the rebel muslim kid, tired of your oppressive somali/arab immigrant upbringing and as soon as you got out of the house you protested and became the black sheep of your family. A disappointment to your parents, community, mosque. 90% of your friends were white and they often referred to you as "the whitest muslim guy I know", a moniker which you were proud of. During this time you ingratiated yourself in white culture - skating, wearing skinny jeans, committing all of the aforementioned haram acts, and I dunno maybe listening to the Opie and Anthony Show?
2. You live in a drab house decorated by boomer muslims from the 90s.
You like to pretend as though you bought this house and that dumb green car with a pull out antenna, but no one in this age would decorate a house they just purchased like that. Everything about it looks like an old house that immigrants moved into 20 years ago. Obviously you inherited it from your dead parents - the traumatic turning point in your life. Your parents died knowing you as a disappointment. The sinner who turned his back on islam, causing them to be failures as well. This guilt is why you went back to the faith and play this larp as a devout imam. The same reason you respect NoBacon even though he despises your religion and prophet, because just like you he evangelized and found god late in life as a grown man, only you did it a few years earlier.
So what is the conclusion of this Vibe Check? You are a man at a crossroads, caught in between worlds. Apologetically trying to make it up to your dead parents by playing this muslim persona while deep down you know you were happier back when you lived as an infidel. Keep hanging around the Opie and Anthony board because it reminds you of the good ol days when you were a free man. Because this is the only escape you have from the mundane existence you put yourself into, out of guilt for dishonoring your family and religion during your youth.
Every time you post on this forum is an affront to Allah, so either A) Leave and never return, or B) stop lying to yourself and go back to being the way you used to be. Sell your parent's stupid house, drink beer, eat pork, do drugs, and be a free, happy man.
Tl;dr your skin is the color of shit, and your coffee table is crooked.
