Thank you

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Thanks for fixing the page so I don’t have to get all Boomia and switch over to private mode whenever I want to waste time here.

 

[1073waaf]

With the weekly windows 10 updates, I've had to have my OS reinstalled TWICE due to compatibility issues. Now, $200 geek squad dollars later, I've eliminated that mess but I get this pop-up scam, when I take the computer out of sleep mode, that has a window that won't close and audio of some limey twunt telling me that my computer's been infected by a virus from a malicious porn site and that I need to call the number on the screen because all of my personal info including Passwords for banking, social media sites, credit cards, etc... etc... have been compromised.



Most asshats would shit themselves hearing this blaring from their computer speakers, as the very official looking screen blinks an 1-888 number and implores you to call it to work with their "windows professionals" to eliminate this infection.



If this happens to you, do the following:



Hold Control, alt, delete simultaneously.

Choose "task manager" from the resulting menu, and close your browser.



It disappears. I'm not sure if it'll happen again, but for Christ's sake... DON'T call the number and play ball with these mongrel terrorists. The only infection your computer has is some fucker slipped in that pop up in the form of a familiar email with a link you (and I) mistakenly clicked.



Go to "remove program" in your control panel and look for one of these. Delete it, problem solved. THANKS FOR YOUR USELESS SECURITY UPDATES WINDOWS 10!!!!!!

 

[guest]

With the weekly windows 10 updates, I've had to have my OS reinstalled TWICE due to compatibility issues. Now, $200 geek squad dollars later, I've eliminated that mess but I get this pop-up scam, when I take the computer out of sleep mode, that has a window that won't close and audio of some limey twunt telling me that my computer's been infected by a virus from a malicious porn site and that I need to call the number on the screen because all of my personal info including Passwords for banking, social media sites, credit cards, etc... etc... have been compromised.



Most asshats would shit themselves hearing this blaring from their computer speakers, as the very official looking screen blinks an 1-888 number and implores you to call it to work with their "windows professionals" to eliminate this infection.



If this happens to you, do the following:



Hold Control, alt, delete simultaneously.

Choose "task manager" from the resulting menu, and close your browser.



It disappears. I'm not sure if it'll happen again, but for Christ's sake... DON'T call the number and play ball with these mongrel terrorists. The only infection your computer has is some fucker slipped in that pop up in the form of a familiar email with a link you (and I) mistakenly clicked.



Go to "remove program" in your control panel and look for one of these. Delete it, problem solved. THANKS FOR YOUR USELESS SECURITY UPDATES WINDOWS 10!!!!!!

I'm sure boomia actually called those mongrels.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

With the weekly windows 10 updates, I've had to have my OS reinstalled TWICE due to compatibility issues. Now, $200 geek squad dollars later, I've eliminated that mess but I get this pop-up scam, when I take the computer out of sleep mode, that has a window that won't close and audio of some limey twunt telling me that my computer's been infected by a virus from a malicious porn site and that I need to call the number on the screen because all of my personal info including Passwords for banking, social media sites, credit cards, etc... etc... have been compromised.



Most asshats would shit themselves hearing this blaring from their computer speakers, as the very official looking screen blinks an 1-888 number and implores you to call it to work with their "windows professionals" to eliminate this infection.



If this happens to you, do the following:



Hold Control, alt, delete simultaneously.

Choose "task manager" from the resulting menu, and close your browser.



It disappears. I'm not sure if it'll happen again, but for Christ's sake... DON'T call the number and play ball with these mongrel terrorists. The only infection your computer has is some fucker slipped in that pop up in the form of a familiar email with a link you (and I) mistakenly clicked.



Go to "remove program" in your control panel and look for one of these. Delete it, problem solved. THANKS FOR YOUR USELESS SECURITY UPDATES WINDOWS 10!!!!!!

Fuck I walked right into that didn’t I? No? TOO BAD!
Let me keep this brief. I merely was COMMENTING on the fact that this JOKE of a webpage was finally WORKING!!! Typical MILLENNIAL trait to do something and leave it UNFINISHED / NONFUNCTIONING!
What’s the matter? Too BUSY in the basement jerking off to ME and ANTH?? Hrmph. While you’re in MOMMY’s HOUSE, I’m unwinding after a HARD WEEKEND of gigging. See? That’s the difference between ME and YOU. My generation WORKED for EVERYTHING!!! . There is NOTHING that hard work and PERSEVERANCE will not get you in this life… At least that’s the way it USED TO BE. Now look at us. Your “page” is a perfect microcosm of America under JOKE BIDEN All seems fine on the outside, but try and get it to WORK and it all comes TUMBLING DOWN.
Ok, PLANTAINS are ready, so I’ll leave you TWUNTS to it.

 

[captain_kamala]

Mine still doesn't work on my phone, only on my computer. Fucking bullshit.