The first time you realize your semen can stain white shirts permanently.

[aRTie02150]

This happened me when I was about 13-14 when some kid in class got made fun of because he had yellow stains throughout his white T-shirt (they were stylish at one point to wear) he got so embarrassed and needed to leave class because he had some panic attack. This was back in the early 2000s before EVERYONE had anxiety issues so it was a big deal to witness.

After that I NEVER AGAIN jerked off into an article of clothing knowing it will leave an embarrassing stain that someone will easily notice.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Just keep it in your belly button and no one will see it

 

[DMbA]

Yellow in the front and brown in the back is the ideal underwear colour

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

This thread is not in the spirit of semen retention at all

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

This happened me when I was about 13-14 when some kid in class got made fun of because he had yellow stains throughout his white T-shirt (they were stylish at one point to wear) he got so embarrassed and needed to leave class because he had some panic attack. This was back in the early 2000s before EVERYONE had anxiety issues so it was a big deal to witness.

After that I NEVER AGAIN jerked off into an article of clothing knowing it will leave an embarrassing stain that someone will easily notice.

I actually remember that era in like 2001 in middle school. I would rock the plain white Hanes t shirt and thought I looked like James Dean or something.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I was always strictly a tissue buster until I moved out on my own, then I started using socks. Then I had some white shirt that I blew like a hundred loads into and it literally had like orangey-brownish rust colored stains on it after a while. It was fucking disgusting.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

What's the deal with jerking off into socks?

Is it just because it looks funny?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What's the deal with jerking off into socks?

Is it just because it looks funny?

I used socks for cleanup but I rarely like wore one over my pecker and whacked it. I throw massive loads and I like to see my work.

 

[fenrir]

What's the deal with jerking off into socks?

Is it just because it looks funny?

Is this another Reddit copypasta?

 

[Dog Eater]

I used socks for cleanup but I rarely like wore one over my pecker and whacked it. I throw massive loads and I like to see my work.

I knew a woman who called them “crunchy socks” from when it dried out. She told me she’d worn a few when leaving in a rush.

 

[Niggerotchi]

Is it true that every brown boy shits in the shower at least once?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

The first time you realize your semen can stain white shirts permanently

When did you realize other guy's doesn't?

What's the deal with jerking off into socks?

Is it just because it looks funny?

It's for the man who worships his own feet.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I actually remember that era in like 2001 in middle school. I would rock the plain white Hanes t shirt and thought I looked like James Dean or something.

Ive had a plain color t-shirt renaissance recently. I stopped buying shirts with big logos/pics on them. I have plenty and sometimes I just want to look plain without an ad on my chest. Plus you get 3 of them for the price of one printed tee. I still enjoy a crispy white t-shirt but they dont stay white for long on me. Shit will fly from across the room to fuck my shit up. I cant own anything white.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Ive had a plain color t-shirt renaissance recently. I stopped buying shirts with big logos/pics on them. I have plenty and sometimes I just want to look plain without an ad on my chest. Plus you get 3 of them for the price of one printed tee. I still enjoy a crispy white t-shirt but they dont stay white for long on me. Shit will fly from across the room to fuck my shit up. I cant own anything white.

White looks a bit too much like underwear. A nice navy or black t-shirt slaps

 

[aRTie02150]

White looks a bit too much like underwear. A nice navy or black t-shirt slaps

Gray ones too.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Gray ones too.

Have to be careful with the sweat, though.

 

[Niggerotchi]

Have to be careful with the sweat, though.

This tracks. Ymonkoke.