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Since SIRI (Sirius XM) was selected for a growth portfolio on 11/7/2022 the iShares Cor S&P500 ETF (IVV) has gone up in value 37.6% while SIRI has depreciated by 37.1%. I am implying here in this thread that it is in fact the fault of Sim and Jam's garbage-tier satellite radio program.I have no idea what any of that means.
I still have no idea what any of this meansSince SIRI (Sirius XM) was selected for a growth portfolio on 11/7/2022 the iShares Cor S&P500 ETF (IVV) has gone up in value 37.6% while SIRI has depreciated by 37.1%. I am implying here in this thread that it is in fact the fault of Sim and Jam's garbage-tier satellite radio program.
A little stock market yuma. A little sat'lite radio yuma. (I can't carcrash myself but I would at this point)
That's okay I'll do it for you. You're welcome.I can't carcrash myself but I would at this point)
It doesn't matter. This thread is a piece of shit.I still have no idea what any of this means
It doesn't matter. This thread is a piece of shit.
They thought they saw a bottom until faggot jim came along.SIRI stock has been shit for 20 years. It peaked in the late 90s when it was run by a guy in a dress and the original investors probably did quite well if they sold the stock. Howard came along but didn't quite give the stock the push that everyone hoped for. I'm sure he's pissed that his 500m contract didnt quite make him the billion he was hoping for.
They thought they saw a bottom until faggot jim came along.
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