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The most annoying Internet argument.

aRTie02150

STEP OFF!
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When I read an article about something and see someone comment "nobody cares" only to see a reply from someone else saying "well you took the time to comment, so you care."

Why do people think it takes commitment to reply to anything on the Internet? You can express your disdain in a matter of seconds, it's not something that involves any work.
 

Professor Rape

You're not stupid. You're not an idiot.
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I hate when people get personally offended if you don't like some media slop. I commented on a youtube video that Scarface was better than Breaking Bad once (in the scene where they're watching Scarface) and had so many faggots attacking me. Great job defending the producers of Breaking Bad from my evil comment. I'm sure they're appreciative.
 

We Have Everything

Happy Hannukah everybody
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When I read an article about something and see someone comment "nobody cares" only to see a reply from someone else saying "well you took the time to comment, so you care."

Why do people think it takes commitment to reply to anything on the Internet? You can express your disdain in a matter of seconds, it's not something that involves any work.
Same with replying "touch grass"...imagine thinking its impossible to post while you're out and about.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Hey, Santa: I rape trespassers
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Yeah that one doesn't make sense to me. It's said by zoomers, who are used to posting on phones when they're outdoors. What the fuck?
I do post when I'm out doing shit, but this is an Abe Vigoda guarantee: no one will ever see me looking down at a phone while I'm actually in motion, walking somewhere. Whenever I see that shit (all the time) I want to spike their phone out of their hands into the fucking ground. There is some fat welfare bitch who I always see going by my mom's house. She has green negro braids, she's obese and she's always on her knees on one of those hoverboard things staring at a phone. Can't even be bothered to stand on it. I hope she gets run right over. I also saw two women walking with a stroller the other day, no sidewalk, just on the side of the road with a baby and the one pushing the stroller was looking at her phone the whole time. Like not even glancing up when cars drove by or anything. Totally ignoring the other chick with her. One time my friend told me to come over and when I got there he was just scrolling through Facebook on his phone so I was like "alright well I'm heading out." "You just got here!" "Yeah. See ya."
 

FatPatsBaps

Charming, funny, and witty, atalker.
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Who's still reading this post in #2025 ??
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Uncle Floyd

It smells like cunt.... I think.....
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Totally ignoring the other chick with her. One time my friend told me to come over and when I got there he was just scrolling through Facebook on his phone so I was like "alright well I'm heading out." "You just got here!" "Yeah. See ya."
We took my kid out to eat last night to celebrate her wrapping up a play she was in. As we walked out, I spotted a table of six people. Five adults absorbed by their phones, not talking to each other, and the sixth, a little girl, drawing on a kids' menu placemat.

I can't imagine going out to dinner - even a shitty place with kids' menus on placemats - and spending any of the time I'm out with friends/family glued to my phone.

Oh. Wait. Be right back. Our breadsticks just got here. I'll type more in a second.
 
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When I read an article about something and see someone comment "nobody cares" only to see a reply from someone else saying "well you took the time to comment, so you care."

Why do people think it takes commitment to reply to anything on the Internet? You can express your disdain in a matter of seconds, it's not something that involves any work.
Or similarly, when you’re in an argument on a forum, and someone tries the 2005 argument that you’re a loser who never did le secksy secks because you post online: “you’re so mad you took time out of your day to reply to me, you’re so mad bro!” Yeah, so did you, dipshit. We’re on the same god damn forum.

The “normie” takeover of the internet has been a disaster. The internet sucks so much ass now.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Same with replying "touch grass"...imagine thinking its impossible to post while you're out and about.
The first time I heard "touch grass" was in real life after a month without internet and just assumed the guy came up with it. I was like "that's really clever" I didn't realize it was a meme for a year before that.
 
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