There's a place on the edge of the red light district where we can lay low, but mah hands all messed up, so YOU better drive brotha!

[DMAN]

Senor Dickhead. It's no problem to kill you

I smoke cuz it gives me knowledge!

You drive like you look: STUPID!

Dumb

Florida

Moron

HMMMMMMMMM Nice bike!

No, My bike!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I really, really wish they had put some love into the definitive edition because I really want to play Vice City again.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I remember seeing a mission named “Smack my bitch up” and it made me think gta3 was the most epic game of all time. I wasn’t ready for that type of edge

 

[Chive Turkey]

Membah all those myths about Bigfoot, ghost cars and ufos? Good shit..

 

[Stent]

Watch the wheels, gringo. Joo brave man eh? I gon' ta keell ya!

 

[Dog Eater]

"So are you going to work for my father?"
"Maybe."
"Do you mind if I rest my hand in your lap?"
"....Maybe."