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Friends who lovingly publicly tweet that they miss each other.
Friends that hang out at each others house during Christmas time, daintily sitting on the couch playing with their guns.
Friends that hang out and are passenger princesses in their Mustang.
Friends that send each other money over Venmo, which you scrub to delete when you realize it’s public.
Friends who hang out in the same hotels together.
But let’s be fair. This could all be a misunderstanding.
Those are clearly two different bathrooms. And ok, it was the same hotel and bathroom. But that doesn’t mean he was there with her.
We are just fucking friends you assholes. I know the only other time i’ve come here to tell you off is when you made fun of me for bombing and posted on my dead mothers obituary, but i’m here not because i’m fucking this woman but because shes a GREAT FRIEND.
AND OK SO WHAT IF WE FUCKED??? WHAT FUCKING BUSINESS IS IT TO YOU!
Anthony Cumia, the notoriously self described “shitty friend”, who also, lets be honest, isn’t even a good boyfriend, was just really good friends with Sue. I mean think about their shared interests. They both love video games. Sure we never saw them playing together or talking about them, but I assume they bonded over that. I mean driving a woman around, letting her play with your guns, sending her money, staying in hotels with her…thats just what friends do! But lets get Sues perspective on this.
Hey Sue, why do you think Anthony was hanging out with you?
Oh, yeah. Thats it. Could it have something to do with your genitalia? I mean either way they’re just friends! I mean, don’t we all befriend people on the basis that they look like children?
