TIL there is a standardized classification method for human shit.

[The Arm]

 

[The Arm]

I usually make really long fours.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

#3 gang right here

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I can do all 7 in a single day.

 

[DMAN]

THE D never looks at his DSHITS. Do you folx wipe standing up?

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Type 8 are Jim Norton comedy albums.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Dropping hammers all day long.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

THE D never looks at his DSHITS. Do you folx wipe standing up?

Yes! But only to talk down to them as I flush them down the terlit. I WIPE MY ASS WITH THEM!

 

[Build Black Better]

I usually make really long fours.

They're also known as The Arm

 

[Stent]

Obviously not a Weird Medicine subscriber.

 

[RapistWithHIV]

That's the menu at an English restaurant.

 

[Dog Eater]

I can do all 7 in a single day.

Please indicate on the chart your preferred stool type to come from a ladies’ bottom.

 

[Chive Turkey]

THE D never looks at his DSHITS. Do you folx wipe standing up?

I have one of those eurofag toilets with a ledge so the log doesn't plop down the hole and splash your ass. Another advantage is that when you stand up and turn around to flush, you get a moment to properly investigate and admire your handiwork.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Please indicate on the chart your preferred stool type to come from a ladies’ bottom.

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