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I told my uncle that voting is retarded. He said, “what would you say to my cousin that died in Vietnam?” “Yeah, we shouldn’t have been there. That was a pointless war.” Then I hit a crazy good drive. 280 down the middle.
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Theres 4 states where voting actually matters. Politics is gay and the people who can't talk about anything else are GAYERVoting is for idiots like @Sue Lightning and @NoBacon
Because we don't want jews blowing up our toasters some day for not refilling the iron dome.Nice drive, stupid
If your political views are not supported by a political party why would you be voting?
They whacked a president in broad daylight in the 60's and covered it up with the flimsiest cover story ever, but we're supposed to believe our country returned to free and open elections right after. Whole thing is a joke. Unless you're part of the club or writing a fat check, your vote isn't worth a shit.I told my uncle that voting is retarded. He said, “what would you say to my cousin that died in Vietnam?” “Yeah, we shouldn’t have been there. That was a pointless war.” Then I hit a crazy good drive. 280 down the middle.
I told my uncle that voting is retarded. He said, “what would you say to my cousin that died in Vietnam?” “Yeah, we shouldn’t have been there. That was a pointless war.” Then I hit a crazy good drive. 280 down the middle.
He’s technically my mom’s uncle. He’s 40 years older than me.Isn't his cousin also your cousin? Sorry your cousin died for nothing.
Hollywood and FOX news that why.Boomers tend to have oddly strong opinions on things when they can't articulate why, but get Really mad when you disagree
Nah, we’re really close so I just dropped it. I don’t like arguing with people about stupid shit. I wouldn’t have even said it if I knew it was going to make him mad. I just kind of said it as an aside in the middle of a thought.Did you allow him to have his fake little mic drop moment trying to guilt you into submission with the typical boomer comeback?
THE D would say "Your cousin is dead, so THE D can't say anything to him."
If he pressed it further, THE D would ask him to name 1 anti-war candidate on either team, and then explain that voting doesn't matter either way.
It doesn't matter what you say to boomers. Showy, dramatic, learned response IS ALL THEY KNOW. Your uncle was probably like "this is a movie" when he invoked his dead cousin's name. He really thought he was taking a passionate stance, in reality he was just saying typical shit that means nothing.
You might as well be arguing with Anthony "9/11 Commission Report" Cumia.
Nah, we’re really close so I just dropped it. I don’t like arguing with people about stupid shit. I wouldn’t have even said it if I knew it was going to make him mad. I just kind of said it as an aside in the middle of a thought.
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