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Watched "Abigail" (2024)

TheRevAlJolson

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It almost felt like a dumb early 2000s popcorn flick. It got so close - they even killed the wigger and nigger off first - but of course it had to end with two girl bosses fighting an evil white male for the win.

Also, downtown abbey guy delivered the worst fucking American accent I've ever heard. It was like he was doing an Edward G Robinson impression.
 

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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I watched this with my kid yesterday while we worked on other shit. It’s a perfectly serviceable brainless movie you would have caught on TNT back in 2006. There’s nothing memorable about it but it’s not offensively bad. I would fuck all the female characters except the kid. I like dan Stephens but that accent was probably the most memorable part of the movie, not in a good way.
 

TheRevAlJolson

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The fawkin film poster is a girl with a vampire mouth and blood all over her shirt
Yeah they fucked up with the marketing on it. If they kept it under their hat that the girl was Dracula, it would have been even better. Frame the kidnapping as a native device for a a horror and then tie it back into the plot at the hallway point. Instead they basically called the movie "Little Girl Vampire Surprise"
 
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