What has been your best orgasm ever?

[Pussymagnetpat]

No, it wasn't after an hour of sweaty sex with a 5'2 110 lb Tex Mex latina asking me to put a baby in her,
no, it wasn't after taking a 150mg edible and fucking my Fleshlight with the VR goggles,
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I was 18 and just got back home for winter break from uni, I had just finished reading atlas shrugged and getting into more of ayn randstein's metaphysical works,
I think it was the virtue of selfishness.
Her philosophy is all about egoism and putting yourself first, and there was something tangentially related in one of the passages about love and sex, etc.
so I thought, hey, I love myself, why not cum trying to give myself the greatest pleasure ever?
In bed I closed my eyes, no porn, no thinking of the hot blonde in front of me in class I was afraid to talk to that had her shorts riding up her thighs....
I just thought "This is going to be the best orgasm ever, I want to experience the greatest pleasure.. pleasuring myself"
When I came it was an out of body experience, my whole body seized, just thinking about how great cumming is, how this is what my body is made for, pure bliss.
I tried it again the next night and couldn't even get hard. it was a one-off.
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Let's go to mongo the trucker
MONGOOO!
heeeeeeeey bbbbbbboys, that story from pussymagnetpat has me filling up on the road! I may have to pull over! keep em coming!

 

[The Shah of Iran]

taking this photo

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

After retaining my semen for approximately 17 hours I had the best wet dream of my life. I must have rolled over in my sleep because I woke up stuck to the side of my sleeper cab. Thanks @Nigger John, no more lot lizards for this funster.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

If I were to guess, my top 50 orgasms are my own doing and not with a woman

 

[Jizz]

I read about this load stack on reddit of different supplements to take to increase jizz volume. So after a week of taking them my chick was sucking my pecker and then I started nutting huge ropes! Unfortunately I couldn't control it and most of my jizz landed on the ground instead of on my chick!

 

[Mustard]

If I were to guess, my top 50 orgasms are my own doing and not with a woman

In other words your best orgasms came from a dude

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

I was on a 2 week retention streak and some chubby slut came over and was deep throating the shit out of my fawwkin piece. Then she put it between her BEEFERS and it was probably the most I ever jizzed. Still jerk off to the memory.

 

[BUBBLER]

In other words your best orgasms came from a dude

@Nigger John

 

[JamesJCrowe]

Street hooker in ABQ, NM, she sucked me off raw & took my load like a champ, she spit it out which I can respect. Best $40 I ever spent.

 

[BUBBLER]

Street hooker in ABQ, NM, she sucked me off raw & took my load like a champ, she spit it out which I can respect. Best $40 I ever spent.

Did you feel like you were a side character in breaking bad?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I remember the first time I properly jerked-off literally made my whole body buckle & spaz.

I can think of 2 others with totally different vibes; one was with my ex & we'd been doing E & messing around for hours, when I finally came it just kept going & going getting more intense until I almost collapsed like a deflated balloon.
Other time with some half-caste hippy girl from Nottingham, I'd already coom'd inside her but stayed mostly hard inside her, the second one felt like I was coming but couldn't finish so it lasted ages.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I read about this load stack on reddit of different supplements to take to increase jizz volume. So after a week of taking them my chick was sucking my pecker and then I started nutting huge ropes! Unfortunately I couldn't control it and most of my jizz landed on the ground instead of on my chick!

You got that stack handy?

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Street hooker in ABQ, NM, she sucked me off raw & took my load like a champ, she spit it out which I can respect. Best $40 I ever spent.

Sounds like central ave tbh

 

[Phish]

You got that stack handy?

Its usually just a fuck ton a zinc

https://www.reddit.com/r/Supplements/s/ZGycV8pQ4n

 

[Phish]

Best orgasm with with an egg that you….stick your dick…in

 

[Sue Lightning]

The first time I ever came….I was cranking it to a tranny. Ah. Those were the days.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Best nut I ever had was right as the last flicker of life left her eyes.

 

[CuntFucker]

Awful thread

 

[PickleRickle]

I was going to tell a story but I dont want to give all you nigs a boner.

 

[johnnynoname]

i think i was jerking off to black porn