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What is the most blatantly false story from The Opester?
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He worked for da mob.
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Fighting under water? A perfectly round poop nugget rolling down his leg and onto the ground?
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That blonde aspy fruit lied about pretty much everything, he grew up solidly middle class like all of centerport and never had to “go hungry”, his childhood was like the opening scene from caddyshack.
He made up all those poor stories to ingratiate himself with the weeerking class audience of wbab and waaf, a total phony.
Truth is the reason opie came off as “boring” and naht funny is because he literally never lived life, he went from highschool to a college frat to being a nighttime jockey while never leaving long island.
He doesn’t have any working class stories or wild experiences which is why he makes up shit like caddying for the mob or picking up marshmallows with his asshole.
He’s just a fucking dud that got lucky he tripped a gig paired with the funniest , quickest man in radio and possibly comedic his-tory.
He made up all those poor stories to ingratiate himself with the weeerking class audience of wbab and waaf, a total phony.
Truth is the reason opie came off as “boring” and naht funny is because he literally never lived life, he went from highschool to a college frat to being a nighttime jockey while never leaving long island.
He doesn’t have any working class stories or wild experiences which is why he makes up shit like caddying for the mob or picking up marshmallows with his asshole.
He’s just a fucking dud that got lucky he tripped a gig paired with the funniest , quickest man in radio and possibly comedic his-tory.
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The story goes his father Jerry-rigged a tiller using two bikes and a board dragged between them, right? Seems plausible for cheapskates.
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He could have made the NBA if he was only a bit taller... he "shot the lights out" like Pete Marevich.
That Tom Sizemore of all people called him out on this, including the fact that he never played varsity ball in high school, was hilarious.
That Tom Sizemore of all people called him out on this, including the fact that he never played varsity ball in high school, was hilarious.
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Yup, he also could've been a model, but instead of the NBA or a modeling career, he chose a WBAB, a local Long Island rock station, working part time. I'm sure marshmallows in your buttcheeks is legit. That's what frats do. Cutesy tame stuff.
He also won't have a problem being successful on his own.
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You’ll be saying he didn’t rollerblade or skate to work next
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Nobody would've ever heard of you without him. Stew in your bitterness, kike.
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Greggory Hughes is just the actor who plays the insecure piece of fucking shit character 'Opie'!
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Why? Why would I say that? Your fucking post doesn't even make sense. Just because you see my name doesn't mean you HAVE to interact. Just take a deep breath and read the next post.
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Can you not read my username?
Nice nigger meme insinuating i'm metaphorically deepthroating tony's italian hog...that's rich coming from the guy with an opie hughes PFP.
you, as a grown man, literally went to google images, and searched "opie hughes"... and thought "This will be a cool avatar for the message board"
...the irony is palpable. Stupid dumb cunt.
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Hurr durrr everyone is pedophile!!!
I want to be tony so bad!!! Im seething!!
Nice npc train of thought, stupid.
Keep worshipping an autistic aspy faggot, you must see a lot of yourself in the “opester” (an actual coprophilic pedophile)
Go jerk off to “the sound of freedumb” again.
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The story about wearing bread bags as shoes.