What would be the worst thing to find out about your hot date?

[CuckQueen]

A tinder cutie meets up with you and she is a flawless 10/10 but when you go back and get to knockin' boots you discover her secret. What would be your biggest turn off? With the stinky pussy option she is also so loose she can't even hold a regulation billiard ball in her sloppy cunt.

 

[aRTie02150]

I remember gagging once when I was fucking some Salvadoran chick with a smelly pussy. It was hilarious looking back.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I've run across most of these scenarios. Nothing, and I mean nothing, turns me off worse than a rank cunt. I'd take a throbbing cock over a fetid gash. At least when I kick his ass out the door the funk won't linger on my bedsheets.

 

[Ladynyahh]

"she" has a cock

 

[guest]

Poop and pee is a no go for me. Smelly pussy being a close second.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Her name is Patrick S. Tomlinson.

 

[guest]

The grey haired thing probably wouldn't bother me much but all the rest are No No. Rancid pussy and incontinence probably the worst. Huge feet, flat chested and bald, all immediate ditch jobs.

 

[analeggsalad]

doesn't have a penis

 

[1073waaf]

It doesn’t matter how she looks or smells. It’s what’s on the inside that counts.

 

[CuckQueen]

It doesn’t matter how she looks or smells. It’s what’s on the inside that counts.

The number of eggs.

 

[guest]

I don't care how tall she is. I'd fuck the Total Recall midget for sure.

 

[guest]

If her pussy stinks, why tf would you put your dick in it? Might as well dip your penis in battery acid.

 

[CuckQueen]

Where we at with toothless, denture bitches? Would the old blow job gag be worth it?

 

[potatopeeler63]

she has a stable, loving, family/ is religious.
not trying to serenade this bitch just to jerk off at home after some tongue action on the third date

 

[Snake]

She is incontinent and wears diapers

 

[AntSucks]

I could tolerate most of these, but not the stinky pussy or diapers.

A grey haired woman is not the worst thing in the world. As long as she doesn't have old woman opinions.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I remember gagging once when I was fucking some Salvadoran chick with a smelly pussy. It was hilarious looking back.

That old gag where if you want to get her pregnant just cum in her shoe and let the flies do the rest.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Hate it

 

[MilwaukeeStrangler]

If her pussy stinks, why tf would you put your dick in it? Might as well dip your penis in battery acid.

Sunk cost

 

[fenrir]

If she wears a diaper or even just spanx all the time, her pussy is going to stink like a fisherman's boot anyways. How could it not? It's been marinating in it's own juices all day.