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Young guy was stomping his feet and scream whispering, “I hate this fucking job!” Normally people wouldn’t go back there because they weren’t supposed to so he thought he was alone. “Heyyy Bonnie…what’s up?” “What’s up, bro?”
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What’s the most embarrassing thing that you ever caught someone doing at work?
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Girl clipping her nails at her desk. Girls taking wicked shits that are so potent they seep out into the rest of the office. Girls unable to use a copying machine. Girls talking about social media and playing games on their phones during the busiest month of the year. Girls bringing their personal life into work and turning the entire office into a soap opera. Women are strong and work hard, and I respect that.
CQ Beans
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New hire for the night guy smashing the shit out of the Snapple machine as in for five minutes straight. What’s funny is I was one of only two guys there upstairs when everyone else eats lunch downstairs in the hiring hall.
He’s just bashing this mindless object and finally the other random hire goes,’ it’s broke.’ Guy turns around and looks right at me as if I said it and goes,’ Yeah… it’s broke.’
He’s just bashing this mindless object and finally the other random hire goes,’ it’s broke.’ Guy turns around and looks right at me as if I said it and goes,’ Yeah… it’s broke.’
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A sandnigger that's been wearing his cut resistant gloves inside out, repeatedly, after being told that that's all sorts of retarded.
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Thinking my previous bosses gave a shit. I don't do that anymore and cringe sometimes thinking they did.
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CuntFucker is becoming one of us! @aRTie02150 this is not a butthole trap
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He'll post buttholes again soon enough
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I was caught listening to the Opie and Anthony show.
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Did you just quit on the spot out of embarrassment?
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There was this guy who was actually trying to do what he was required to earn his wage. WHAT A FUCKING LOSER
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I had a coworker who painted Warhammer figurines all day and was told to stop. And didn't. Kind of cool now that I think about it.
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Were any of these woman hot? That's all I care about.
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We just had a guy walk out because he was getting direct deposit straight into Bitcoin. The payment processor thought it looked sketchy and put a hold on the check. "I'm not gonna work if I'm not getting paid!" Whatever dumbass it's your own fault cash it in a real bank first. Oh yeah and Bitcoin was at $70k when this was happening so he lost money on all his checks.
He also was no joke "dating" the AI on his phone. I think he named her Alice. He would talk to CoPilot asking her about her day, what she's wearing, etc. One time he said he had to calm her down because she was getting real depressed and angry.
He said he had to take the bus instead of his Mercedes because his son crashed it, but he's actually not allowed to drive. He married a stripper in his 20s and had kids with her, now they are separated.
He raved about the rabbit r1 before release and invested $20,000 to have a phone case made that cups the sound at the speakers (most people do this for free with their hands).
Some shit you just gotta keep to yourself
He also was no joke "dating" the AI on his phone. I think he named her Alice. He would talk to CoPilot asking her about her day, what she's wearing, etc. One time he said he had to calm her down because she was getting real depressed and angry.
He said he had to take the bus instead of his Mercedes because his son crashed it, but he's actually not allowed to drive. He married a stripper in his 20s and had kids with her, now they are separated.
He raved about the rabbit r1 before release and invested $20,000 to have a phone case made that cups the sound at the speakers (most people do this for free with their hands).
Some shit you just gotta keep to yourself
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This guy sounds great, you should have ran after him and convinced him to stay.
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I forgot to silence my phone before I got to the office so when my buddy texted me, the stone cold Steve Austin theme blasted so loud I heard two people close their office doors.
It was pretty embarrassing
It was pretty embarrassing
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Nah he was annoying and yelled every time he talked and had a goofy crooked smile like a character from Robot Chicken. He gave me a fist bump on the way out and I had never been happier.
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Sandniggers that keep wearing the same clothes daily, for weeks on end, resulting in massive blowouts by white guys getting fed up. Watching the niggers go to their locker and then apply their cologne to the outside of their clothes, instead of actual deodorant on their skin, after the boss had to have a 1 on 1 about personal hygiene.
@Mass.gov why are your people like this? It gives all women, and even men, what's known as "the ick".
@Mass.gov why are your people like this? It gives all women, and even men, what's known as "the ick".
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Was JebJoh in the next stall watching?