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when you jizz but you can't find it

ShutYourCakeHorn

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NANA NEEDS HER CUM, FUCK!!!

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True story, fucked my gf doggy style in our upstairs closet cause the kids had to home school cause Covid. We finished and I went back to work downstairs and gf’s daughter (careful Anthony) said why is there glue on your ear? Mortified it felt it and it’s my cum. Thank god she didn’t touch it, I have no idea what happened but it was on my ear lobe.
 

Zeroman

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True story, fucked my gf doggy style in our upstairs closet cause the kids had to home school cause Covid. We finished and I went back to work downstairs and gf’s daughter (careful Anthony) said why is there glue on your ear? Mortified it felt it and it’s my cum. Thank god she didn’t touch it, I have no idea what happened but it was on my ear lobe.
Nothing happened but a good time. NOTHING ELSE.
 

Udders

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True story, fucked my gf doggy style in our upstairs closet cause the kids had to home school cause Covid. We finished and I went back to work downstairs and gf’s daughter (careful Anthony) said why is there glue on your ear? Mortified it felt it and it’s my cum. Thank god she didn’t touch it, I have no idea what happened but it was on my ear lobe.
Don't go down after you finish bro.
 
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True story, fucked my gf doggy style in our upstairs closet cause the kids had to home school cause Covid. We finished and I went back to work downstairs and gf’s daughter (careful Anthony) said why is there glue on your ear? Mortified it felt it and it’s my cum. Thank god she didn’t touch it, I have no idea what happened but it was on my ear lobe.
That's what you get when you let your "girlfriend" cum on your face
 
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