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Mustard

Like a charmless Wyzz
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We have a new engineer at work with great ass & legs and she wore these tight leather pants this week.

She knows what she’s doing and it’s bullshit. I need to fill her so badly
There's a 20-something hispanic chick at ours who's learning english and has a beautiful, bubbly ass, she's always finding excuses to reach for stuff on shelves and torques her midsection in such a way that it sticks out perfectly, obviously 100% on purpose. I've been peeking at her when she does this for three months and it's driving me nuts.
 
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I’m normally listening to my sales leader use a mix of buzzwords and industry jargon to make herself feel smart and one day I want to tell her that deep down she’s just white trash who happens to make good money in tech sales and has to speak in code because she isn’t actually smart.

Oh yeah? Should we try to “open the kimono,” stupid?
 

Ladynyahh

The Hasidic Homeboy
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I’m normally listening to my sales leader use a mix of buzzwords and industry jargon to make herself feel smart and one day I want to tell her that deep down she’s just white trash who happens to make good money in tech sales and has to speak in code because she isn’t actually smart.

Oh yeah? Should we try to “open the kimono,” stupid?
Let's try not to boil the ocean, brotherman
 
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There's a 20-something hispanic chick at ours who's learning english and has a beautiful, bubbly ass, she's always finding excuses to reach for stuff on shelves and torques her midsection in such a way that it sticks out perfectly, obviously 100% on purpose. I've been peeking at her when she does this for three months and it's driving me nuts.
She’s testing you. She wants to be pulled into a closet and fucked hard without being asked. Latinas love a good pseudo-rape
 
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There's a 20-something hispanic chick at ours who's learning english and has a beautiful, bubbly ass, she's always finding excuses to reach for stuff on shelves and torques her midsection in such a way that it sticks out perfectly, obviously 100% on purpose. I've been peeking at her when she does this for three months and it's driving me nuts.
Probably because you’re autistic and socially maladjusted.
 
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I’m normally listening to my sales leader use a mix of buzzwords and industry jargon to make herself feel smart and one day I want to tell her that deep down she’s just white trash who happens to make good money in tech sales and has to speak in code because she isn’t actually smart.

Oh yeah? Should we try to “open the kimono,” stupid?
Kimonos are pretty ebin.
 
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