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Just go ahead and fuck up muh skrimps, Joe.Big thanks to our neighbors Bea and Lou Guarino... Carol doesn’t eat shrimp or lobster, so this over the top cold Seafood salad had my name all over it!! Shrimp, Lobster, yellow and red peppers, celery and old school Italian know-how. This is beyond ridiculously DELICIOUS!!
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Any Beef Wellington fans here....?
I don't like the white power symbol he's flashing.
God damn your cock sucking rain! Fawkin' burnin' up ova here! 102 degrees and dusty air. Shitty, faggot run state.I’m all in with the food thread. I’m making chili today to celebrate the shit rainy weather. Gonna be v cozy
This is why you’re being successfully suedDay 1 of an old school no sugars, no carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks a day and a lean green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.
I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years...Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like i’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass...
A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.
ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow...cold turkey. Just stopped at will.
If you follow this plan and get your body into ‘fat burning mode’ (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING...and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient. (No offense AIDS patients...)
Goal - 210lbs
PS - I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’1 helps big time
I don't like the white power symbol he's flashing.
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