Where we at with being fucked in the ass?

[Brooke Shields]

To me, that seems gay.

And that's where the poop goes.

 

[captain_kamala]

not a fan. small dicks only.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

If you’re the one doing it, it’s a pretty righteous power play. Just can’t be fucking gay about it, is all.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

*points at ass*

"This is for shitting!"

 

[Consensual Rapist]

That hurt like a dick in the ass!

 

[guest]

Carol isn't returning. Stop trying to bait him.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Copped a nice BJ from this excellent blonde. She was workin the ball bag and slipped a finger in a knuckle-and-a-half deep right when I was about to bust. Blew my fucking mind.

The next time I had a bitch making out with my dick, I asked her for the same shit and she wasn't feeling it at all. Like a dummy I pushed the issue and she cut and ran. I didn't even get to shoot rope and had to finish myself off after she left like a fucking loser. Bitch ran her mouth and it got around to my buddies and they fucking called me a faggot for months.

 

[MonsterSteve]

@CarolMaxheinie comment?

 

[Calculating Bovinity]

No thanks, the taxman does that enough

Cup of joe, lunch pail, worksite, etc.

 

[analeggsalad]

why you asking bro? finger go in a little too deep while wiping and got worried you might like it?

 

[guest]

The only thing more overrated than anal is tit fucking

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

I’d rather eat grilled cheese off of the radiater for twenty years than get fucked in the ass. A finger attached to a woman? Who am I to complain.

 

[guest]

I've had prostate spasms, so I have no interest in a woman poking at it...

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Bitch ran her mouth and it got around to my buddies and they fucking called me a faggot for months.

I'm glad that you found your way to this place that would never do the same

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I'm glad that you found your way to this place that would never do the same

We're all faggots here

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

not a fan. small dicks only.