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Been a while, but the fucker got a good kidney punch last night. He's in his 80's, so defense only. Grizzled fuck.
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Where we at with fighting your old man?
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I say beat him with love.
It's more damaging long term.
It's more damaging long term.
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the only thing a son can do for his father is pat him on his shoulder or kill him
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I think I could take my old man now if he doesn’t have his gun. All those spine surgeries have left him a wounded gazelle.
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I can’t believe the bassist from Soundgarden has daddy issues.
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I was afraid of my dad until well into my early 20s, partly because he killed Irish and Argentinian nationalists before I was born and partly because he never tried to be my friend when I was a kid. In fact, we never had a conversation as equals until I moved out and started making my own money. Then his entire demeanour changed. We get on like a house on fire now. Old dude is based af.
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Fuck it, I'll take it as a compliment.
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Good dad right there. Your parents aren’t supposed to be your fucking friends. They’re there to guide you. Once their job is over then you can be friends.
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what were you drinking?
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I could kick the shit out of my dad. He’s a retarded alcoholic but I’m a much stronger alcoholic.
he got beat up outside a bar in dade county by a group of niggers and got his wallet taken.. I had to try not to laugh when he told me.
he got beat up outside a bar in dade county by a group of niggers and got his wallet taken.. I had to try not to laugh when he told me.
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My dad was my hockey coach. I did more wind sprints then any one on the team and I was in full goalie gear. Made me the alcoholic shut in I am today.
My old man was an actual Rambo type. 6'4", Green Beret for 3 years in Vietnam and selected to guard Hitler's #2, Rudolf Hess, because he was so big and it would look good against the Russian guards. The man was a diagnosed sociopath, was horrifically abusive to me and my mom, and I still treated him decently when he got dementia and his mind turned to soup. His fucking mirrors were painted over by my shit-head half-sister because he kept talking to him.
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My dad is Puerto Rican so we're pretty close in age.
It wouldn't be an easy fight I'll admit it...
It wouldn't be an easy fight I'll admit it...
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My dad would whoop my ass. Can't wait to push his wheelchair over in a couple of decades.
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Miss that nigga like you wouldn't believe...
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You hang with them long enough, you understand them better. Doesn't mean you're a facsimile
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I think that I could beat up a pile of bones. Not sure though, if he’s just a skeleton he might be unstoppable.
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I was on this awful baseball team and was forced to pitch for the first time. We were practicing and I was sucking, because I sucked and he got so pissed he chucked the ball at me as hard as he could. I sorta put my glove out without looking and magically caught it avoiding what would have fucked me up real bad.
Years later I spat on him in the snow.
We often discuss whether weather exists in our respective locales.