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White woman waits too long to have kids. (Warning: fawkin' brutal...)

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"People keep asking me when I'm going to "succeed properly" by having a baby. I kind of find that slightly offensive!"

The Kuhnster did some research into this 38-year-old lady. Turns out the year after that interview, she succumed to the evil patriachy and got pregnant.

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Vurrrrrry problematic. YOU. đź‘Ź SHOULD. đź‘Ź JUST. đź‘Ź BE. đź‘Ź HAPPY. đź‘Ź WITH. đź‘Ź A. đź‘Ź CAREER.

Fortunately, feminism won in the end:

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All jokes aside, very sad. I'll always think of this whenever I see some empowered woman claim they don't want kids though.
 

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Pretty common these days. I work with a woman who is 38 and just spent over thirty thousand dollars to have a kid. It worked out and the kid is fine but why what twenty years to have a kid? What are you waiting for?

I have three young ones and kick myself every day for not starting sooner. The cost and responsibility are overstated to younger people but the loss of any free time and sleep is unimaginable for anyojne without kids.
 

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The cost and responsibility are overstated to younger people but the loss of any free time and sleep is unimaginable for anyojne without kids.
I hate the "I value my freedom/free time" argument in relation to not having kids. Too much free time on your hands = drugs, drinking, hating yourself, and any other activity that removes you from the banality of reality.
 

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I hate the "I value my freedom/free time" argument in relation to not having kids. Too much free time on your hands = drugs, drinking, hating yourself, and any other activity that removes you from the banality of reality.
Not a single woman I know who is 40+ and has no kids did anything even remotely productive with that free time. Meanwhile I know women with multiple children that were doctors, lawyers, one I know is a restaurant owner with seven kids who all work for her doing catering or business expansion. I know dozens of men with no kids who have insane careers, 20+ years in the military or firefighting, business owners, and so on.

The only women with no kids who are successful are women in sports or entertainment. And half of them are dykes. Probably more than half.
 

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The cost and responsibility are overstated to younger people but the loss of any free time and sleep is unimaginable for anyojne without kids.
This has always bugged me. When I was making minimum wage I would do the math (just in case, can never be too prepared knowwhadimean?) and I could afford a kid while paying rent. My life would be completely miserable having to skrimp and save at every corner, but it just meant growing the fuck up. These people just look for excuses to maintain their childhood, because mommy and daddy don’t want them to grow up either. Faggots pretty much.
 

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Huh, I thought this would be audio of his daughter talking about how he had to go to a special clinic in Russia to detox from Xanax, of which he was only taking a single .25MG tablet a day for years, allegedly.
Holy shit are you serious? First, i heard it was low dose Klonopin. So a .25mg Xan is close enough. But thats the lowest dosed pill they make (for humans) lol. He was put ina MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA for a .25 habit!?!? I was taking 3/4/5/6mg of Clonazolam (something like 4x potency of Xanax) and kicked at home. Yeah, it was HELL and i had seizures and shit but that’s because i didnt taper or do it properly. Tapering down a .25mg habit for a billionaire like Peterson should have been is a walk in the park. It should be like 2/3 weeks of discomfort, not much sleep, not much appetite, etc and thats it. Youre not in seizure and “hell withdrawals” territory at that low dose. Certainly not medically induced coma territory. Something is fishy about that story. He specifically went to russia, because for enough $$, they will medically induce whos a drug addict who wants to sleep through the withdrawals. Last i heard it was about $30-40,000 and they knock you medically induced coma style out for two to three weeks and you wake up and the worst physical symptoms have past. This is of course incredibly dangerous thats why they only do it so commercially in Russia.
 

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Holy shit are you serious? First, i heard it was low dose Klonopin. So a .25mg Xan is close enough. But thats the lowest dosed pill they make (for humans) lol. He was put ina MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA for a .25 habit!?!? I was taking 3/4/5/6mg of Clonazolam (something like 4x potency of Xanax) and kicked at home. Yeah, it was HELL and i had seizures and shit but that’s because i didnt taper or do it properly. Tapering down a .25mg habit for a billionaire like Peterson should have been is a walk in the park. It should be like 2/3 weeks of discomfort, not much sleep, not much appetite, etc and thats it. Youre not in seizure and “hell withdrawals” territory at that low dose. Certainly not medically induced coma territory. Something is fishy about that story. He specifically went to russia, because for enough $$, they will medically induce whos a drug addict who wants to sleep through the withdrawals. Last i heard it was about $30-40,000 and they knock you medically induced coma style out for two to three weeks and you wake up and the worst physical symptoms have past. This is of course incredibly dangerous thats why they only do it so commercially in Russia.
I guess the point I was making is that he's clearly full of shit and was either taking WAY more than .25MG, or he was doing something else. For a guy who supposedly knows so much about how people think, he's a bit retarded to get addicted to drugs.
 

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I guess the point I was making is that he's clearly full of shit and was either taking WAY more than .25MG, or he was doing something else. For a guy who supposedly knows so much about how people think, he's a bit retarded to get addicted to drugs.
He doesnt come off like a bartard or a opiate guy either tho. Too clear headed and never had a public meltdown (which a high dose blackout benzo addict would for sure) . I could literally see him doing all this for .25mg i guess thinking “hes the smartest man in the world and knows best”. Idk.
 

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Holy shit are you serious? First, i heard it was low dose Klonopin. So a .25mg Xan is close enough. But thats the lowest dosed pill they make (for humans) lol. He was put ina MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA for a .25 habit!?!? I was taking 3/4/5/6mg of Clonazolam (something like 4x potency of Xanax) and kicked at home. Yeah, it was HELL and i had seizures and shit but that’s because i didnt taper or do it properly. Tapering down a .25mg habit for a billionaire like Peterson should have been is a walk in the park. It should be like 2/3 weeks of discomfort, not much sleep, not much appetite, etc and thats it. Youre not in seizure and “hell withdrawals” territory at that low dose. Certainly not medically induced coma territory. Something is fishy about that story. He specifically went to russia, because for enough $$, they will medically induce whos a drug addict who wants to sleep through the withdrawals. Last i heard it was about $30-40,000 and they knock you medically induced coma style out for two to three weeks and you wake up and the worst physical symptoms have past. This is of course incredibly dangerous thats why they only do it so commercially in Russia.
You're telling me his whore of a daughter was lying?
 
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Seems like nowadays, women want to fuck their way through their 20s then try and settle down when they're in their early-mid 30s. But they want to settle down with the hot guy making big money with a good career. THAT guy doesn't want a fucked out 33 year old (who might very well be a single mom with someone else's kid) when he can get a hot 24-25 year old. So they end up miserable and bitching that they can't find any good men. To compensate, they claim that they don't want kids because they want their freedom/independence/career. They end up fucking their way through their 30s and spend the rest of their lives as spinsters with cats.
 

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Post that in the childfree subreddit and watch them all absolutely freak out.

Granted, if you really know you'll be a shitty parent, I applaud you for not having kids. Too many junkies just barely out of rehab thinking that they can handle that sort of responsibility and too many junkies with kids out there enough as it is, nevermind the narcissists and attention whores

Can't help but notice the family members who had kids and the ones who didn't. The childless ones all have had strokes and are wetbrained from drinking too much and now don't seem to know when to shut the fuck up about anything, much less talk about anything other than themselves. They look way older and more haggard than people ten or twenty years older than them.

Basically, if you aren't going to procreate at least have a nice garden and eat right and stay clean so you at least look like you actually take advantage of all that rest you're allegedly getting.
 
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It worked out and the kid is fine
Now she has to worry about the kid getting cancer/hit by a car/ODing on drugs, which happens all the time. Last thing you need as a 50 year old is to get a phone call from a hospital saying that little Mikey died of an OD and now you're back to being childless.
 
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