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I probably have Alzheimer's but I cannot remember ever knowing the actual reason the count attacked Dani. Surely she spoke about why after the fact?
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Look at Sues giant ass man foot
Scene 2. Inside The McMansion *(Bobo, Dovid, and Dani stand in an ostentatious main hall.)* Dani: What is this? Bobo: Wow, what a McMansion! *(Dovid turns to face Bobo.)* Dovid: Captain Bobo, where's Sue? *(Dovid runs toward the door.)* Bobo: Stop it! Don't open that door! Dovid: But Sue is-- *(An effeminate moan is heard in the distance. All turn to look in its direction.)* Dani: What is it? Bobo: Maybe it's... Sue.. (pauses) Now, Dovid--Can you go? Dani: I'm going with you. Sue is our old partner, ya know. Bobo: Okay. Let me handle this. *(Dani and Dovid nod and walk towards the door on the west...)* Bobo: Stay alert! *(Dani and Dovid exit.)* Scene 3. The Dining Room *(Dani and Dovid enter a tacky-looking Dining Room.)* Dani: A dining room... *(Dani proceeds to walk to the other end of the room.)* Scene 4. Mysterious Item *(Dani kneels down near the Sopranos poster.)* Dani: What? What is this? *(Dovid walks over.)* Dovid: What is it? Dani: An egg. (pauses) Dovid, see if you can find any other clues. I'll be examining this. (looks down). |
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