Would you rather be?

[Mr. Faggotry]

- A known racist, pedophile, hilariously ugly man who is a closeted gay but is forced to live with various beards. You’re now living in the Deep South because you wanted to be closest to your true source of power, black cock.

- A shell of your former self professionally. Size DD tits flopping around under your old college sweater with an equally large mule poking out of the bottom of your board shorts. You have a younger wife and two retarded children. Monthly bills in excess of $50k.

- A human-worm hybrid that is 5’2” and is actually married to a Nordic tranny and has success professionally. You still tour the country playing Chuckle Huts in Tulsa sized cities to the groans of dozens of fans.

All three options mean you’ll be relatively wealthy compared to most Americans. You have to morph into their lives starting today, at their current ages and life circumstances.

 

[FezzieAlwaysWins]

Well only one of those involves immanent assfucking by a well endowed Nordic man.

So Yimmy is at the bottom of that list

 

[LasagnaLeapYear]

I may hate him, but Opie has the best life out of all of them by far. His fortune hasn't dwindled nearly as much as Ant's and he doesn't take Nordic cock like Jim.

 

[FezzieAlwaysWins]

I may hate him, but Opie has the best life out of all of them by far.

No one has the slightest idea what Opie's home life is like. Unlike the other two asshats he's never ridiculously overshared the details of his personal life. And much of the stuff he did share back in the day was completely fabricated.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

One of the most redundant polls ever but still quite funny to see. So would you rather be alone and dying in SC, happily married with kids in NYC or married to a Skol Bezerker in Norway?.......take your time!

 

[Turry Fawks]

Stavros?

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

One of the most redundant polls ever but still quite funny to see. So would you rather be alone and dying in SC, happily married with kids in NYC or married to a Skol Bezerker in Norway?.......take your time!

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Sure but being irrelevant, impossible to hire, with a big set of Lucky Charms titties isn’t that great. Make no mistake Anthony is taking his irrelevance and fall from grace much better than Opie.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Two of the three choices have been fucked by men. Really disappointed if any brothermen take one of those options.

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

I could turn Anthony's life around but I'd rather be white

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Sure but being irrelevant, impossible to hire, with a big set of Lucky Charms titties isn’t that great. Make no mistake Anthony is taking his irrelevance and fall from grace much better than Opie.

He just did a show with 3 other holes, gossiping about what British girls were wearing. He is not taking his irrelevance better.

 

[LasagnaLeapYear]

Make no mistake Anthony is taking his irrelevance and fall from grace much better than Opie.

Anthony is going down the irrelevance pit kicking and screaming, there's nothing good about it.
Opie choosing to relax and enjoy his descent is the best way to go. He has his fortune, his properties and his family.
@FezzieAlwaysWins made a good point in saying that we know nothing about his home life, but that works both ways. There've been no messy, public blow ups, he's not divorced and without a job I'd assume (hope, at least) that he's taking an active part in his kid's upbringing. No news is good news, seems like a PFG life to me.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Probably Opie.

At least im not a toxic pedo or worming ballwasher with no spine

 

[Turk February]

For a few years there being Opie would be as bad as dying but it all evened out and I'm sure his life is fine.

 

[Mustard]

Probably Opie.

At least im not a toxic pedo or worming ballwasher with no spine

"oh my gaaaawd it's like sooooo toxiiic you guyyyssss" -- nice meaningless word that only idiots use, stupid.

If psychopathy and passive-aggression can be lumped in together under the same term than it’s absolutely a fucking useless, descriptionless term and only retards use it. Stop using "toxic".

 

[Dusty Dan]

Norton. He's the youngest and has some money left. That's assuming I don't actually have to live his degenerate life.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

"oh my gaaaawd it's like sooooo toxiiic you guyyyssss" -- nice meaningless word that only idiots use, stupid.

If psychopathy and passive-aggression can be lumped in together under the same term than it’s absolutely a fucking useless, descriptionless term and only retards use it. Stop using "toxic".

What the fuck has crawled up your ass with me ?

 

[Mustard]

What the fuck has crawled up your ass with me ?

You. You crawled up my ass

 

[Turk February]

Norton. He's the youngest and has some money left. That's assuming I don't actually have to live his degenerate life.

Are you considering the fact you can never drink again and have to go to AA meetings to practice your stand-up on a captive audience?

 

[Turk February]

What the fuck has crawled up your ass with me ?

Damn @Anthony's Lime Rickey , you must be a dog cuz Mustard is so toxic to you!

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Damn @Anthony's Lime Rickey , you must be a dog cuz Mustard is so toxic towards you!

Eh I don’t mind his ball breaking, and it’s fair ball breaking at that