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WWAW Chad Opie cucking Lyin Bert Kreischer?
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“Erock, tell that lying fat piece of shit he’s not welcome on my rrrrradio show”
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No fucking way it happened the way Bert said it did.
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Read between the lines. He got on, the Destroyah made him tell his stupid bullshit Machine story, smelled the bullshit and made Erock fuck him off
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I think I want to hit Bert in the face more than anyone on the planet. Squealing, giddy 53 year old manchild. I hate him.
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That's exactly what happened
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I’m listening to the segment now, Bert is spitting out lies like a machine gun of horseshit and you can tell Opie is so fucking suspicious. It’s worse that Tucker Max.
“Hey Bert tell us about how you robbed the Russian Mob”
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“I robbed a train with the Russian mob”
“I thought Will Smith was going to rape me”
“I took a shit in a pizza box to win an election”
“My first time doing standup I closed 20 minutes for a roster of national touring comedians. I killed so hard they offered me a morning talk show”
“I thought Will Smith was going to rape me”
“I took a shit in a pizza box to win an election”
“My first time doing standup I closed 20 minutes for a roster of national touring comedians. I killed so hard they offered me a morning talk show”
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5 months before Patrice died: the Worm pipes in with “ what did Patrice say to you? I’m gonna die before my time?”
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"This was right before I almost joined Creed!"
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Bert’s wife has it even harder than Flavia.
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"I consoled a Japanese Pearl Harbor pilot by taking my shirt off so he could dry his tears"
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The sold out show in Miami where not one, not two, but THREE guys (imagine Bert's luck that it happened according to the comedy rule of 3's) got onstage one after the other and pulled their dicks out to the roars of the crowd has to be biggest piece of horseshit passed off as a real event I've ever heard in my life. Oh yeah, the third guy was albino, too.
The fact that NO ONE in comedy calls this guy out -- even as he whips his shirt around his head like the asshole who ruins everything fun and cool -- shows what cliquey cowards stand ups are.
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I can never trash fellow comics - James Faggot Norton.
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thats kind of retarded, comedians are co workers. even tho there isnt “HR” you dont wanna lose gigs because your “toxic” or whatever
its a business
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I love that he felt like an ass when Steve Martin confronted him. Were the original Pink Panther movies really that great? I’m asking because I’ve never seen them and if I did I would tell you, genuinely.
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I guess, but if it's too brutal honesty to tell Kreischer he's embarrassing the entire profession by stripping as an opener, comedians can spare me the "truth teller" shtick forever.
But you're probably right. I wanted to defend my point with an example of hip-hop artists still being willing to speak out against each other but then I remembered how the industry rallied around Lil Nas X whenever anyone called his gimmick out and he's a pretty fair Kreischer comparison.
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Don't forget that each stripping gangster made sure to tell the audience that Bert was a "real ass nigga", so that this giggling, gelatinous blob of estrogen has street cred.
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Well you could always just build a quarter million dollar studio and spend tens of thousands of dollars a month on bandwidth only to purposely limit your own audience and have half of the people who should be fans of yours hate you anyway!
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Every story of Burt's includes the part where everyone absolutely loves him and thinks he's a really nice, awesome guy. I saw a clip the other day where he was telling Segura how Louie didn't like him at first and at one point still says Louie thought he was a great guy just a bad comic. He's as insecure as Pat.