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WWAW Ruizing Sundays?

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During football season you ever just spend the whole day ruizing? Been eating good app style food and cooking all day. Probably going to wake up tomorrow and not see my dick
If my wife ever leaves me or dies I kinda just wanna become a fat pig who gets drunk multiple times a week then rallies with McDonalds and vodka before work. Just yell at football on the TV and gas my house put eating entire tubs of hummus
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

my sweet, sweet bonnie has never been “blacked” ❤️
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If my wife ever leaves me or dies I kinda just wanna become a fat pig who gets drunk multiple times a week then rallies with McDonalds and vodka before work. Just yell at football on the TV and gas my house put eating entire tubs of hummus
That’ll probably happen if she ever sees your post history here.
 

TorpidSloth

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If my wife ever leaves me or dies I kinda just wanna become a fat pig who gets drunk multiple times a week then rallies with McDonalds and vodka before work. Just yell at football on the TV and gas my house put eating entire tubs of hummus
A friend of my grandfather's wife died then the dude got diagnosed with cancer. He said fuck it, sold everything he owned and moved to a hotel suite in Las Vegas where he spent the rest of his short life gambling and using prostitutes.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

my sweet, sweet bonnie has never been “blacked” ❤️
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A friend of my grandfather's wife died then the dude got diagnosed with cancer. He said fuck it, sold everything he owned and moved to a hotel suite in Las Vegas where he spent the rest of his short life gambling and using prostitutes.
I kind of want to do that now.
 

JRKT

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A friend of my grandfather's wife died then the dude got diagnosed with cancer. He said fuck it, sold everything he owned and moved to a hotel suite in Las Vegas where he spent the rest of his short life gambling and using prostitutes.
If I get cancer I'll do the same
 

FatPatsBaps

Charming, funny, and witty, atalker.
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I used to do this everyday week, usually on a Saturday. Just buy a ton of snacks and deserts and just zong out in front of the TV.

There's something to be said about that when you work hard all week and lift weights, but I've picked up running recently and I'm at a healthy BMI for once. I can see a faint six pack, not to mention my own penis, and it makes me feel like a virile 16 year old again.

I'll probably start eating like shit again around Christmas time, or maybe when I've done a half marathon.
 
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