wwaw the new seinfeld movie Unfrosted

[Coonskin]

I thought it was going to be 100% terrible but it was only about 50% terrible. No Colin Quinn either?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I didn't see it, but if you or I had an opportunity to pitch this movie as your own, you'd be thrown out of the studio

 

[Josef Kuminski]

I’m not giving that unfunny nasty faggot any of my time or attention unless it was to curb stormp his grooming ass.

 

[wbgreen]

He’s a billionaire off Larry David’s work. And it’s not like he was a great comic actor, he always stood around while Richards (who Larry David brought onboard) and Alexander (who was Larry) carried the episode. But his name was the show.

 

[FalconeFanClub]

I almost threw my phone through the tv when I saw him on some show complaining about the “woke left” and how shows can’t be funny anymore. When I think of controversial comedians who challenge the boundaries of what can be said, I think of the faggot in the turtleneck pontificating if soup is a meal or not.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I almost threw my phone through the tv when I saw him on some show complaining about the “woke left” and how shows can’t be funny anymore. When I think of controversial comedians who challenge the boundaries of what can be said, I think of the faggot in the turtleneck pontificating if soup is a meal or not.

His example of the “woke left” ruining comedy is an idea for a Seinfeld episode where Kramer has homeless people push a sled because “Well, they’re all outside already Jerry!”

I swear I just think comedy writers are pussies who won’t put their ideas out there for fear of being rejected. I literally cannot imagine in what world a studio looks at that concept and goes “No we can’t do that it’s offensive”.

Nothing in comedy has changed that much since the 90’s except now you can’t say nigger or pull your eyes back to imitate a Chinaman. They just cry censorship as a way to explain why their jokes suck and they haven’t done shit in a decade.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Complains about "woke left" and then hires Amy Schumer who complains about the alt-right. You know what, both are code words made up by kikes to smear people who hate Israel.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

He’s a billionaire off Larry David’s work. And it’s not like he was a great comic actor, he always stood around while Richards (who Larry David brought onboard) and Alexander (who was Larry) carried the episode. But his name was the show.

Even the network-required "female perspective" character was funnier than the one the show was named after. By a lot.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I have to say I always liked seinfeld's character because of his smug contempt for people. Plus he fucked like 90 women and none of them were lower than a hard 6, which I have definitely done too.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I assumed it was gonna be like a Ford vs. Ferrari mixed with The Founder which sounded good to me. I turned it off when it got here. STOP TRYING TO MAKE HER LOOK SEXY WITH HER GIANT FAT HEAD. I am going to finish it though just because I want to see if it's just the media being gay saying it's so bad or if it's actually that bad. I'll let you know.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

Even the network-required "female perspective" character was funnier than the one the show was named after. By a lot.

She’s had the most post show success than almost everyone save maybe Larry David. She’s had two hit shows and she’s still incredibly fuckable despite being a geriatric French Jew.

You ask anyone who their favorite character from the show was and 9 out of 10 people will not say Jerry. I don’t know anyone who thinks he’s a funny guy and does anyone know anyone who says Jerry is their favorite comic? Cause I don’t.

The whole woke left and college campus thing is a cop out cause no thinks he’s funny.

 

[johnnynoname]

She’s had the most post show success than almost everyone save maybe Larry David. She’s had two hit shows and she’s still incredibly fuckable despite being a geriatric French Jew.

You ask anyone who their favorite character from the show was and 9 out of 10 people will not say Jerry. I don’t know anyone who thinks he’s a funny guy and does anyone know anyone who says Jerry is their favorite comic? Cause I don’t.

The whole woke left and college campus thing is a cop out cause no thinks he’s funny.

IT TOOK THE 11TH POST IN THIS THREAD FOR THE WORD "JEW" TO SHOW UP?!!:?!?!?!

 

[Chapel]

I assumed it was gonna be like a Ford vs. Ferrari mixed with The Founder which sounded good to me. I turned it off when it got here. STOP TRYING TO MAKE HER LOOK SEXY WITH HER GIANT FAT HEAD. I am going to finish it though just because I want to see if it's just the media being gay saying it's so bad or if it's actually that bad. I'll let you know.

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Hey! Play the white man. If you’re going to post pictures of piggy then have the decency to give everyone a warning

 

[MonsterSteve]

The movie was okay. Its super inoffensive. It's wild seeing Bill Burr play JFK and doing an awful job at it. There's definitely some funny shit in there and a really good Madmen cameo. It's definitely not 'the worst movie ever' like the media outlets are saying. It's better than any of the Netflix Adam Sandler shit, let's just say that.

 

[Jenna]

Yeah it was inoffensive until the weirdly shoehorned in January 6th parody. Didn't really laugh except at Walter Kronkite.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

I assumed it was gonna be like a Ford vs. Ferrari mixed with The Founder which sounded good to me. I turned it off when it got here. STOP TRYING TO MAKE HER LOOK SEXY WITH HER GIANT FAT HEAD. I am going to finish it though just because I want to see if it's just the media being gay saying it's so bad or if it's actually that bad. I'll let you know.

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Thank you Brotherman.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

His example of the “woke left” ruining comedy is an idea for a Seinfeld episode where Kramer has homeless people push a sled because “Well, they’re all outside already Jerry!”

What was he talking about? Because I remember an episode where Kramer uses homeless people to pull rickshaws

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Bill Burr

I'm out(I wasn't in)

 

[AliceWorquer]

I almost threw my phone through the tv when I saw him on some show complaining about the “woke left” and how shows can’t be funny anymore. When I think of controversial comedians who challenge the boundaries of what can be said, I think of the faggot in the turtleneck pontificating if soup is a meal or not.

Its so weird. People have started treating Seinfeld like he's Carlin. I wonder if he's just a little more insulated from "woke left" criticism because he's spent 40 years being one of the safest comedians on the planet. Kinda like how John Denver had the most credibility at those senate hearings with Zappa.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I didn't see it but it is shit.